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#1. George Washington. He is ranked first on their list because.............well..............he always has been. He was the first President after all, so what are ya gonna do? We do this even knowing that the bastard was white or that he owned slaves and would have objected to such things as the genital mutilation of children that we embrace today. The bottom line is, this first pick is just mindless tradition is all.
#2. FDR. Now your talk'in!! Sure, we still have the white guy, a fact we begrudgingly overlooked, but hey, he was one of the fathers of all this Progressive crap, so again, what are ya gonna do? We really wanted to pick President Wilson since he really started this Progressive shit show, but hey, he basically ran the KKK all by himself and was President during a time when more black folk were lynched during his Presidency than any other President, so that would have been a hard sell. Wilson is thus better ignored, for obvious reasons. This is because you don't want to praise him too much because of the racist thingy but you don't want to destroy his Progressive legacy that we absolutely love!!!
#3 Barack Obama. We desperately wanted to pick him #1, but could not for the reasons already provided. He was not just a man, he was a god. All ye who are not racist, or white and don't know you are a racist, bow down and worship!!! He has both the skin color and politics to match being the picture of perfection!! A true Marxist.
#4. Joe Biden. Again, we only had one black Marxist we really liked, so we have to continue to compromise and pick another white guy, preferably a Marxists. Although Joe is more of a walking vegetable than a Marxist, we give him a high rating because Obama pulls his strings. It's as if Obama never left us. Well done Joe. Also, we don't want to put Joe to far down on the list cuz we have an election to win people!! But if we had put him higher we could not have endured the laughter and endless mocking that would have followed. As it is, we are pushing it.
And now moving on to the President who is rated dead last!
That would be Donald Trump. The man who was impeached around 200 times, convicted around 400 times, and who has consistently been ranked as being dead last on every academic Presidential poll in existence since he became President. I mean just look at the horrible things he accomplished!! A peace deal with genocidal Israel and her Arab neighbors? That made us puke! Obama showed us why he earned a Nobel Peace prize by destroying the entire country of Libya, a true peace maker. By comparison, Trump failed to start so much as one war help bring peace to the world. Pathetic. And we don't want to hear questions as to why Trump can be ranked dead last but still leading Biden in the current Presidential polls even though we ranked Biden #4.. Enough Putin Propaganda!! And trust us, if Trump wins it will only be because of Putin interference, which should be good for another 300 impeachments to follow if Trump wins.