United Nations To Appoint Ambassador To Space Aliens For First Contact

[USArmyRetired]

It's true. Her name is Mazlan Othman from Malaysia and she will be the one to greet extraterrestrials and welcome them to earth. I just wonder what her salary will be. Do any of you find that this is shows the UN is out of its element?

UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens | News.com.au

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth's first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.
Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.


She is scheduled to tell delegates that the recent discovery of hundreds of planets around other stars has made the detection of extraterrestrial life more likely than ever before - and that means the UN must be ready to coordinate humanity’s response to any “first contact

 

[Lost Soul]

Hopefully the first UFO to land will take the whole UN into space and crash land on some distant star.

 

[Ragnar]

Whoopie, UN chooses a volunteer to be first in line for the rectal probe. I don't know. Seems right up their alley. (and as useful as anything else they do day to day) Best luck with all that, however...

keep in mind it does not always go well.

 

[USArmyRetired]

What gets me is the first person of the Earth appointed to meet Aliens is a Muslim. That is a slap in the white european Americans who actually achieved the feat of going to the moon.

 

[Charles_Main]

What gets me is the first person of the Earth appointed to meet Aliens is a Muslim.

Well Muslims are about 1 in 5 People so I do not see why it is such a big deal.

 

[del]

What gets me is the first person of the Earth appointed to meet Aliens is a Muslim. That is a slap in the white european Americans who actually achieved the feat of going to the moon.

tissue?

 

[Political Junky]

Slow news day.

 

[xotoxi]

They should have appointed Terral.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Just in case they want to serve humanity, I nominate Dante for the position.

 

[Avatar4321]

They should have appointed Terral.

I would have thought they'd appoint Dennis Kucinich.

And why does this womans religion matter? It's not like aliens are actually going to come visit her.

 

[hipeter924]

It's true. Her name is Mazlan Othman from Malaysia and she will be the one to greet extraterrestrials and welcome them to earth. I just wonder what her salary will be. Do any of you find that this is shows the UN is out of its element?

UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens | News.com.au

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth's first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.
Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.


She is scheduled to tell delegates that the recent discovery of hundreds of planets around other stars has made the detection of extraterrestrial life more likely than ever before - and that means the UN must be ready to coordinate humanity’s response to any “first contact

Too ugly to be an appetizer, she will have to make do as being a treat for the aliens pet blob.

 

[R.C. Christian]

I pray every day a terrorist runs a bomb ridden 767 into the UN building while it is in full session.

 

[Kalam]

They should have appointed Terral.

Hasn't he been abducted by aliens several times already? Or was it by the ZOG?

 

[jillian]

tissue?

tissue? he doesn't even know you