The only salvation of the state of Korea is Blue-Light Elder's Presbyterianism. I'm gonna start speakin' in Scotch, ancient Scotch to the best o' my ability while I take you through Presbyterian History. First Born Saint Andrew did as First Apostle take, the true Spirit of the Lord, there wae a CAll a Macedonia , that guide the True Mission by the Spirit through the wee Greek Lands of the ancient Byzantines, aye did the Native folk , and their beliefs o the Zeus-Hercules open their eyes and ears to the True Lord of this universe and create the wind of chance up the glen, down the glen, up the glen again, as it spread to all the Nations in Great Commission. But Lo that by 800 ad did One evil nefarious Bishop plan to take over all Jesus hae made. Aye, my friend, this is the AntiChrist himself! The Pope in Rome! So, the Church suffered for a time and again and tuppence. But! At the same time, was their opportunity by Anne Boleyn and her line for the emergence of True Religion again! John Knox did bring the true Revelation to the people o' Scotland , St. Andrew's own, to bring about the Lord's will that all such Antichrist, that verily, Belong to the Fire! The true Church grows again renewed, with King and Christ's blessing! Now did that Blue-Light Elder Stonewall Jackson , try to mend the ways of the Americas, that evil Archbishop of Canterbury, all be told! Aye, so the Church of God moves to Korea for the Native sons of it, but we lass Myeunseung be taken out and slain and the land put in uproar! Dosan Ahn Changho aye did make provisional government that the True Church sees as did God sees , but alas, Eisenhower the Lord of shifty eyed deceptions did Strike Down Presbyterian Ecumenicism of Christendom. Bonnie. United Church of Canada , Uniting Church of Australia, United Presbyterian Church of capitalist-commie spies, well, every time something "united" Presbyterians lost 2 million congregants! ARR! UNITED! BREAK!