U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

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U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine​

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.

babylonbee.com

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.
"We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out."
General Austin proudly reported that the most high-tech missile defense systems in the world had been waiting to blow up the balloon for days. "Trust me, the Chinese are going to regret floating that balloon within thousands of miles of the Ukraine border. They should have kept that balloon where it was safe, floating over the U.S. and spying on American citizens."
Despite the Pentagon's assurances, many Americans have questioned why the military didn't shoot the balloon down over the U.S. "Were we, like, out of bullets?" asked local Carolina man Nate Maldonado, watching the balloon float overhead. According to sources, yes, we are out of bullets - because we sent them all to Ukraine.


Commentary:
The Bee knocks another one out of the park.
Oddly real, but not that far from the truth and daily absurdities that come out of this government.
Mission accomplished! Not only is Ukraine safe, the Southern Border invasion operation has been spared any interruptions.

 

[beautress]

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine​

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.

babylonbee.com

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.
"We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out."
General Austin proudly reported that the most high-tech missile defense systems in the world had been waiting to blow up the balloon for days. "Trust me, the Chinese are going to regret floating that balloon within thousands of miles of the Ukraine border. They should have kept that balloon where it was safe, floating over the U.S. and spying on American citizens."
Despite the Pentagon's assurances, many Americans have questioned why the military didn't shoot the balloon down over the U.S. "Were we, like, out of bullets?" asked local Carolina man Nate Maldonado, watching the balloon float overhead. According to sources, yes, we are out of bullets - because we sent them all to Ukraine.

Commentary:​

The Bee knocks another one out of the park.
Oddly real, but not that far from the truth and daily absurdities that come out of this government.
Mission accomplished! Not only is Ukraine safe, the Southern Border invasion operation has been spared any interruptions.

They said the balloon entered Alaska first exactly one week ago, and it smells like Biden allowed the Chinese to film American and Canadian territories for 7 days before it was shot down. What if it was spewing highly contagious germs for the three thousand miles of filming it did. What if any contagious germs spewing out are more deadly that Covid-19? Would we therefore suffer another pandemic? Would it occur soon or could it be a possibility they delayed its spread by taking a year to unlock its deadliness? China needs more than a slap on the wrist for invading American territory after it killed America in its damn labs with fentanyl in coordination with Mexico. Our days of trade should be ended for 100 years with China for the murderous activities and threats they've engaged in. I'm hearing some parts of the country have had a horrific setback with covid-19 this past week. The last one killed off 1,12 million Americans. The fentanyl deaths furnished by Chinese labs through Mexico are running one hundred thousand dead Americans each year for several years now.

Whatever China is pissed off about, they have drawn first blood by the numbers of American deaths through both fentanyl poisoning and the horrific poisoning of Covid and its ugly sisters on our population.

China, leave our America alone. Quit killing our children in school neighborhoods and anywhere people gather together.
You're bombs are not welcome here, and if you think they are, wait what will get pointed at you, except you may never see it.
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[JackOfNoTrades]

How many threads about balloons do we need today by members of Alt-Right Nation?

I reiterate....

 

[Batcat]

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine​

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.

babylonbee.com

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.
"We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out."
General Austin proudly reported that the most high-tech missile defense systems in the world had been waiting to blow up the balloon for days. "Trust me, the Chinese are going to regret floating that balloon within thousands of miles of the Ukraine border. They should have kept that balloon where it was safe, floating over the U.S. and spying on American citizens."
Despite the Pentagon's assurances, many Americans have questioned why the military didn't shoot the balloon down over the U.S. "Were we, like, out of bullets?" asked local Carolina man Nate Maldonado, watching the balloon float overhead. According to sources, yes, we are out of bullets - because we sent them all to Ukraine.


Commentary:
The Bee knocks another one out of the park.
Oddly real, but not that far from the truth and daily absurdities that come out of this government.
Mission accomplished! Not only is Ukraine safe, the Southern Border invasion operation has been spared any interruptions.

Good sarcasm requires an element of truth.