Twitter's servers burst into flames after attempting to fact check all of Trump's Tweets!

[DrLove]

With Donald around, the satire pretty much writes itself!

SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Servers belonging to the social-media platform Twitter burst into flames on Thursday, after the company attempted to fact-check all of Donald Trump’s tweets.​

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“We knew that fact-checking Trump’s tweets was going to put a strain on our system,” Jack Dorsey, the C.E.O. of Twitter, said. “We had no idea that it would result in columns of fire shooting forty feet into the air.”​

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Reportedly, an explosion in the server fact-checking Trump’s tweets about Joe Scarborough ignited a blaze that quickly spread to a server furiously vetting his tweets about Barack Obama.​

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Fire trucks rushed to Twitter headquarters to extinguish the inferno, which San Francisco officials called the largest fact-checking-related fire incident in the city’s history.​

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While no one was injured in the conflagration, Dorsey quietly shelved plans to fact-check all of Donald Trump, Jr.,’s tweets.​

Twitterâs Servers Burst Into Flames After Attempting to Fact-Check All of Trumpâs Tweets

Fire trucks rushed to extinguish the inferno, which San Francisco officials called the largest fact-checking-related fire in the city’s history.

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[MarathonMike]

The sad thing is, Twitter has decided to focus on fact checking President Trump's opinions while ignoring all the hateful nonsense posted by Trump haters. There's nothing funny about that.