TV and Movie Scripts

[Michelle420]

I've been reading the movie script to the cable guy the one Jim Carey starred in and it's fucking hilarious all the one-liners. Not much info on the original writer of this one. But it was really great entertainment.

If I can find it free online to read next will be I heart huckabees which is one of my fav movies.

 

[the other mike]

One of my favorite scenes from The Jerk

Mother:
Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

Navin R. Johnson:
You mean I'm going to stay this color??

Mother:
I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.