chesswarsnow
"SASQUATCH IS WATCHING"
Sorry bout that,
1. He tried to attack, and a person that shall not be named, just walked over to the turtle who was in run more, didn't walk fast just calmly walked over to the turtle and pulled out his pistol, which he had tucked into his pants, in his butt crack around back, and shot him in the head, making sure he was dead, he shot him again, for good measure.
2. The people rejoiced all over accept the turtles China doll, she became sad, cried two tears, that rolled down her cheek, that she wiped off with her shirt sleeve, while she closed out the turtles bank accounts and booked a flight to China, the next day.
3. Oh how very sad for the turtle.
4. The turtle was saying something when he was shot in the head, but again no one knew what he said, so they rolled his dead body into a wheelbarrow, and dropped him in the nearest dumpster, where some one lit it ablaze, what we have after the fact is a turtle dumpster fire for the ages.
5. So the fire department showed up to put out the fire and were told a turtle was cooked real good by now and that they were welcome to eat said turtle, not wanting to waste a cooked turtle they ate it.
6. Oh so the moral of the story is don't wish others evil, cause it will come back to you in spades.
7. The turtle was eaten by others, not soon enough, he was a terrible liar, and rose way higher than he should of.
8. The people rejoiced everywhere.
READ:
news.yahoo.com
Sample:
"He put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger," McConnell said while standing in a doorway of the Capitol after midnight, according to the excerpt. "Couldn't have happened at a better time."
9. We put a gun to your head and pull the trigger too, turtle boy.
Regards,
SirJamesofTexas
1. He tried to attack, and a person that shall not be named, just walked over to the turtle who was in run more, didn't walk fast just calmly walked over to the turtle and pulled out his pistol, which he had tucked into his pants, in his butt crack around back, and shot him in the head, making sure he was dead, he shot him again, for good measure.
2. The people rejoiced all over accept the turtles China doll, she became sad, cried two tears, that rolled down her cheek, that she wiped off with her shirt sleeve, while she closed out the turtles bank accounts and booked a flight to China, the next day.
3. Oh how very sad for the turtle.
4. The turtle was saying something when he was shot in the head, but again no one knew what he said, so they rolled his dead body into a wheelbarrow, and dropped him in the nearest dumpster, where some one lit it ablaze, what we have after the fact is a turtle dumpster fire for the ages.
5. So the fire department showed up to put out the fire and were told a turtle was cooked real good by now and that they were welcome to eat said turtle, not wanting to waste a cooked turtle they ate it.
6. Oh so the moral of the story is don't wish others evil, cause it will come back to you in spades.
7. The turtle was eaten by others, not soon enough, he was a terrible liar, and rose way higher than he should of.
8. The people rejoiced everywhere.
READ:
Mitch McConnell said Trump 'put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger' on January 6 and was 'pretty thoroughly discredited' by the attack, book says
McConnell told his staff after the attack that Trump was a "despicable person" and said "this fellow finally, totally discredited himself," a book says.
Sample:
"He put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger," McConnell said while standing in a doorway of the Capitol after midnight, according to the excerpt. "Couldn't have happened at a better time."
9. We put a gun to your head and pull the trigger too, turtle boy.
Regards,
SirJamesofTexas
