Quantum Windbag
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TSA Guy: You cant take those on the plane.
Soldier: What? Ive had them since we left country.
TSA Guy: Youre not suppose to have them.
Soldier: Why?
TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.
Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And Im allowed to take it on.
TSA Guy: Yeah but you cant use it to take over the plane. You dont have bullets.
Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?
TSA Guy: [awkward silence]
Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. Ill buy you a new set.
Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]
This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine gunsbut nothing that could have been used as a weapon.
Another TSA Outrage | RedState
That's right, a single person with nail clippers might use them to take over a plane full of soldiers returning from Iraq, all of them carrying carbines.
Welcome to the new reality.