" I Screen Myself " <-<-click here for audio
(Lyrics)
I love myself
I want you to pat me
When I fly
Oh, I want you to want me
You touch my junk
I want you to search me
I give up my rights...
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah
You're the one who gropes little children
You're the one who pats a nun
When you're scanning I'm always ranting
Please don't touch my junk
I close my eyes as you feel up me
Now I can't sleep thinking how you've touched me
A fool could see that I can't fit a bomb there
Please get off your knees
I think we've crossed a line here
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah...
You sit me down
Your hand is up my skirt
To get some rights I might have to just cover
If I say no will I set off an alert
I have to say TSA you're a big jerk
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah...
Boxers or briefs
Please don't check me underneath
I don't want any civil rights
sung by Lynda McLaughlin, a producer for Sean Hannity
(Lyrics)
I love myself
I want you to pat me
When I fly
Oh, I want you to want me
You touch my junk
I want you to search me
I give up my rights...
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah
You're the one who gropes little children
You're the one who pats a nun
When you're scanning I'm always ranting
Please don't touch my junk
I close my eyes as you feel up me
Now I can't sleep thinking how you've touched me
A fool could see that I can't fit a bomb there
Please get off your knees
I think we've crossed a line here
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah...
You sit me down
Your hand is up my skirt
To get some rights I might have to just cover
If I say no will I set off an alert
I have to say TSA you're a big jerk
I don't want any civil rights
I'm under your control when I fly
Oh, I don't want any civil rights
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah...
Boxers or briefs
Please don't check me underneath
I don't want any civil rights
sung by Lynda McLaughlin, a producer for Sean Hannity
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