The skies are a dumpster fire and Trump’s FAA is pouring gasoline on it! Newark Liberty’s a chaos hub with delays, cancellations and a 90-second radar blackout that sent controllers into therapy. Understaffed towers, Stone Age tech and a hiring freeze have the Northeast corridor choking with JFK catching the same heat. Trump’s big fix? A flashy air traffic overhaul that’s DOA without Congress’s cash while his DOGE cuts bleed the agency dry. He’s dodging blame, pointing fingers at Biden and Buttigieg but the system’s been a mess since the 90s and his policies are just spiking the turbulence.
Meanwhile, Trump’s grinning over a $400M Boeing 747-8 “gifted” by Qatar for Air Force One, a bribery-scented flying palace that won’t even soar for years. Reagan National’s mourning 67 souls lost in a mid-air crash and he’s out here playing deflection instead of fixing the rot. It’s a transparent scam: he promises aviation glory but leaves us stuck in terminal hell. Got thoughts? Spill, anyone trapped in an airport or know other hubs getting slammed? Let’s roast this sky-high shitshow!
