Trump was seen breathing today and standing too close to the ground! Broken promises!

[justoffal]

After repeatedly claiming that he could retake the Presidency from the grave whilst hovering above the oval office Trump was observed breathing and standing!

He also changed his tie!

This is outrageous! How many more Mister speaker? How many more? ( Oh wait That was Senator stumble bum )

These broken promises will not be tolerated,!
We will fight to every last drop of our green hair dye and every last thread of our Spandex leggings. No cellulite will be left unrevealed!!!

Jo

 

[ozro]

Would you complain if he hired a professional breather and a professional stander to do these things for him?
Probably so. I suspect you might just be a malcontent.

 

[justoffal]

Would you complain if he hired a professional breather and a professional stander to do these things for him?
Probably so. I suspect you might just be a malcontent.

As long as they were DEI hires with multiple pronouns!