Ha!"But he's never raped anyone in college." Paid them off, ya think?
"He's not responsible for the deaths of 18 soldiers in Mogadishu and 4 in Benghazi." No, ISIS is. Nor is he responsible for the deaths during his admin in Yemen, Syria, and Niger.
"He's never used the NSA, FBI, CIA, and foreign intelligence operatives to spy on his political opponents." Right, and it pisses him off no end! He tweets daily about how they must be antifa because they wont be his personal Praetorians. BTW, excepting Nixon and maybe Johnson, neither did anybody else use them for personal vengence.
"He's never destroyed his cell phones and servers to cover this up." I dunno bout dat! Seems like Don Jr called a blocked number after the infamous June Russia meet, and it is rumored he was reporting to Daddy.
"He's never sent billions to our enemies." Certainly not with HIS money. Actually, he has a history of taking billions from enemies, if you consider Russians enemies. Cohen knows more about that.
"He's never used the IRS to destroy the lives of critics." Because they resist. But he's pretty good at rallys and on twitter. It's why you love him so. He, and evidently you, think if he puts others down it makes him look better.
"He's never put critics in jail on trumped up charges." Double HA! remember Lock her up? So far America still doesn't incarcerate on a cult leader's whim....yet! But tell me, who else has tried it?