Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill

This would be so cool. It would make it worth it to drive to the middle of nowhere. Come on Republicans in DC, make this happen.

---Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill---

It's a go in my opinion but once completed the monument would need a 24 hour security team to prevent the berserk statist lefties from destroying or @ least defacing the monument. It would need to be sculpted a 1/3 bigger than the other four faces just for reaction purposes from U know who! A final touch would to be to rename the site to "MOUNT TRUMP" just to get the statist lefties milling around the site like a scene from the movie "Night Of The Living Dead!"
 
Trump to be made dictator for life under Republican bill.

Trump to be deified under Republican bill.

Trump to be declared only weighing 150 pounds by Republican bill.

Trump to be declared smartest president ever by Republican bill.

Trump to be authorized to fuck everything that casts a shadow by Religious Right Republican bill.

Trump to be declared the emancipator of the slaves by Republican bill.
 
Trump would be put on Mount Rushmore but DOGE is shutting down the National Park Service to save money.
 
I thought the MAGATs were cutting wasteful spending.
Yeah I think forcing map makers worldwide to have to reprint everything to say 'Gulf of America' instead of 'Gulf of Mexico' is awfully wasteful.

And completely unnecessary.

Then there are all of the aviation sectional charts and other maps. I just ran across a Los Angeles sectional this month while going through some boxes in my office :)
 
Greenland to be renamed on maps as AmericaLand under Republican bill.

Ukraine to be renamed NaziLand under Republican bill.

Russia to be renamed AwesomeLand under Republican bill.

Vladimir Putin to be awarded Hunk of the Century under Republican bill.

The House Foreign Affairs Committee to open an investigation into the link between California wildfires and the Jewish Space Laser.

The House Interior, Environment, and Related Agencies Committee to open an investigation into the link between California wildfires and the Jewish Space Laser.

The Senate Foreign Relations Committee to open an investigation into the link between California wildfires and the Jewish Space Laser.

DOGE to open an investigation into the link between California wildfires and the Jewish Space Laser.
 
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Just imagine the anguish amongst the Democrats. That would break them.....
The statist left could not even threaten to defect to Canada as pres. Trump is talking about making Canada America's 51st state, & Greenland the 52nd state. The statist left in America are ever more convinced that the "Second Coming Of Trump" was the Big One soon to be followed by pres. Trump's dreaded judgement, "Operation Cremation!" Surviving three assassinations attempts on his life then taking his POTUS victory with ease plus now dismantling the Biden fiascos pres. Trump has the statist left believing that he's their maker! All it would take now is to include a sculpture of pres. Trump's face on "The Mount" to drive the statist left over the edge & into bananas land!
 
Yeah I think forcing map makers worldwide to have to reprint everything to say 'Gulf of America' instead of 'Gulf of Mexico' is awfully wasteful.

And completely unnecessary.

Then there are all of the aviation sectional charts and other maps. I just ran across a Los Angeles sectional this month while going through some boxes in my office :)
The only other viable name that everyone could agree with for the gulf would have been the "Gulf Of Trump!"
 
This would be so cool. It would make it worth it to drive to the middle of nowhere. Come on Republicans in DC, make this happen.

---Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill---

Of course this is silly

There is no need to rub lib’s nose in it
 
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