Trump tells stranded Omaha supporters that buses are "rounding the turn"!

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OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”​
“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”​
“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”​
Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”​
“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”​
On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”​

 

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OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”​
“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”​
“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”​
Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”​
“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”​
On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”​

Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
 
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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
 

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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
Just relieved that you know that GREAT satire has to have some tiny amount of factual cred... Whining about buses or comparing them to Covid plague does not...
 

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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
The worst of the Bee beats the shit out of Bore-owitz in their greatest fantasies of being funny.
 

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OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”​
“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”​
“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”​
Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”​
“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”​
On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”​

Quite the accomplishment.
 

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OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”​
“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”​
“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”​
Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”​
“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”​
On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”​

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They'll be there in two weeks.
 

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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
The worst of the Bee beats the shit out of Bore-owitz in their greatest fantasies of being funny.
But now C'mon MAAAAn.. Any Bore-O-Witz column is funnier than ANYTHING Jimmy Kimmel or Stephan Colbert has done for FOUR YEARS!!! :laughing0301:

Going that far left just SUCKS the funny right out of ya.. Ask all the REAL comedians that wont do college campuses anymore...
 
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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
The worst of the Bee beats the shit out of Bore-owitz in their greatest fantasies of being funny.
But now C'mon MAAAAn.. Any Bore-O-Witz column is funnier than ANYTHING Jimmy Kimmel or Stephan Colbert has done for FOUR YEARS!!! :laughing0301:

Going that far left just SUCKS the funny right out of ya.. Ask all the REAL comedians that wont do college campuses anymore...
Translation: The only REAL comedians are RWNJs like Dennis Miller, Greg Gutfeld and Jeff Foxworthy. :)
 

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Borowitz is becoming Bore-o-witz... Even the Babylon Bee has him beat now..
The Bee has its moments. You like it better than Andy because your a Trumpette. ;)
The worst of the Bee beats the shit out of Bore-owitz in their greatest fantasies of being funny.
But now C'mon MAAAAn.. Any Bore-O-Witz column is funnier than ANYTHING Jimmy Kimmel or Stephan Colbert has done for FOUR YEARS!!! :laughing0301:

Going that far left just SUCKS the funny right out of ya.. Ask all the REAL comedians that wont do college campuses anymore...
Translation: The only REAL comedians are RWNJs like Dennis Miller, Greg Gutfeld and Jeff Foxworthy. :)
No.. Just the last ones not AFRAID of doing comedy.. Not that they're better.. But they are BRAVER and can navigate right around the land mines. Rather than plowing right thru them..

That's HARDER to do than tearing up "on air" in a comedy monologue about some political news story like the typical Jimmy Kimmel melt-down..

WTHell happened to these guys?
 

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Covid causes loss of smell and taste.. TDS obviously causes loss of sense of humor and love of doing comedy...
 

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