There should be a drinking game for Trump's speeches.
Every time he says "no one has ever seen before" or "never been seen before" or words to that effect, you drink a shot of Everclear.
Every time Trump lies, like saying Iran bombed the USS Cole or Obama took all the cash from all the banks in Virginia, DC, and Maryland or that we were a dead and crippled country after the last administration or that stock prices haven't come down very much, you drink two shots.
If Trump erroneously and deliberately redefines an expression like "landslide" or "regime change", you drink three shots.
Every time Trump says Obama's middle name, you drink a shot.