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Andy Borowitz
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Trump Questions Maryanne Trump Barry's Eligibility To Be His Sister
WASHINGTON - Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump on Sunday questioned Maryanne Trump Barry’s eligibility to be his sister. “We’re looking into it quite strongly,” he said. “If she was my sister, my parents would be on her birth certificate, which no one has seen.” Asked about the multiple photos he has taken with her over the years, Trump said, “I’ve taken pictures with millions of people. I’ve taken pictures with Kid Rock. No one’s saying Kid Rock’s my sister. And by the way, Kid Rock says I’m doing a fantastic job. Kid Rock has a much better shot at being my sister than this woman does.”