Trump Names El Chapo Ambassador to Mexico

[Crepitus]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows in diplomatic circles on Saturday by naming the former drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman U.S. ambassador to Mexico.

Trump told reporters that the appointment of El Chapo was consistent with his policy of surrounding himself with “only the best people.”

When asked about El Chapo’s ten felony convictions, Trump said, “I wish he had more, but I still think he’s qualified.”

Trump’s plan hit a snag, however, when El Chapo turned down the post, stating that it would be “embarrassing to serve in the same administration as Dr. Oz.”

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Even with only 10 felony convictions I think he fits right in, how about you guys?

 

[Mac1958]

We laugh, but....

 

[Thunk]

Damn! He said he was gonna appoint hannibal lecter.

Hannibal LOVES mexican food!

 

[sparky]

When asked about El Chapo’s ten felony convictions, Trump said, “I wish he had more, but I still think he’s qualified.”

Gotta love that!

~S~

 

[theHawk]

The left still can’t meme.

 

[justoffal]

The left still can’t meme.

Just checked my bucket of *****.... Uh-oh it's empty! Oh well got no ***** left to give!

 

[Calypso Jones]

The left still can’t meme.

 

[marvin martian]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows in diplomatic circles on Saturday by naming the former drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman U.S. ambassador to Mexico.

Trump told reporters that the appointment of El Chapo was consistent with his policy of surrounding himself with “only the best people.”

When asked about El Chapo’s ten felony convictions, Trump said, “I wish he had more, but I still think he’s qualified.”

Trump’s plan hit a snag, however, when El Chapo turned down the post, stating that it would be “embarrassing to serve in the same administration as Dr. Oz.”

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Even with only 10 felony convictions I think he fits right in, how about you guys?

MSNBC is running with this as their lead story today.

 

[justoffal]

MSNBC is running with this as their lead story today.

No wonder they're all washed up