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In a bizarre press conference with Donald Trump, it has just been announced that Trump has undergone a genetic test revealing that he is the great great, great grandson of Sitting Bull. "Pocahontas as 1023rd Indian blood, but I have 1/4 boasted Trump.
I am not more Indian than anyone in government." "And people always wondered why I appear orange, but not white, so now they know."
Trump continued by saying, "I now call on the Indian tribe to unite and fight the apartheid and genocidal occupying Federal government to regain our rightful lands, first by decapitating about a thousand white European babies." "I also reject the law suits being filed against me due to the fact that the current government is illegitimate." "I will, therefore, be known as Chief Trump".
"The first lands given back to the Indain nation if I am chosen by my people, will be where Joe Biden lives currently."
In a rare moment of solidarity, Democrat Congress woman Rashida Tlaib said that she agrees 100%, adding, "But you have to understand, Trump is the Indian face of white supremacy, he is a traitor to his people, and as such, must be beheaded as well." "Also, Joe Biden is the white face of Indain solidarity, so he must stay."
President Joe Biden was unavailable for comment.
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