DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āDonald J. Trump was reportedly āfuriousā on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.
Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.
At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. āIt turned out that over forty-six million of the Presidentās followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,ā the spokesman said.
As of Wednesday, Trumpās fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.
āWeāre praying that Heinrich is a real person,ā a White House aide said. āThe President canāt afford to lose another follower.ā
Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.
At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. āIt turned out that over forty-six million of the Presidentās followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,ā the spokesman said.
As of Wednesday, Trumpās fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.
āWeāre praying that Heinrich is a real person,ā a White House aide said. āThe President canāt afford to lose another follower.ā
Trump Furious After Twitterās Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers
