Trump farted today

[TheDude]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

 

[JoeMoma]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

He is going to tweet about it tonight.

 

[miketx]

Why to you &%#$@^#@!* always lie about Trump? Prove he farted or shut up. is there video? Is there a marked stain where it happened? Where is the proof!

 

[miketx]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

He is going to tweet about it tonight.

Sounds like they are saying he already "tweeted". Or maybe he was pootin?

 

[Iceweasel]

OMG OMG. Did anyone capture any so they can describe it in the utmost detail and maybe send it to a lab for forensic testing?

 

[Tom Horn]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

CNN will blame it on the Russians and the CIA will verify there were "Russian fingerprints" all over the fart.

 

[miketx]

I don't care what anybody says, that is nice looking!

 

[Iceweasel]

Why to you &%#$@^#@!* always lie about Trump? Prove he farted or shut up. is there video? Is there a marked stain where it happened? Where is the proof!

You can tell he farted because they had to use a crowbar to remove the head of a New York Times reporter.

 

[JoeMoma]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

He is going to tweet about it tonight.

Sounds like they are saying he already "tweeted". Or maybe he was pootin?

He is going to Tweet about Pootin.

By the way, beans are good for the heart!

 

[Iceweasel]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

He is going to tweet about it tonight.

Sounds like they are saying he already "tweeted". Or maybe he was pootin?

Pootin hacked his ass.

 

[EverCurious]

Where the hell is the EPA?!? I hear they banned that shit in California... or was that cow farts. Shouldn't they check out Rosie's place then? /snark

 

[Tom Horn]

The Kremlin was overheard laughing about the fart, yet hoping it couldn't be weaponized.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

He is going to tweet about it tonight.

Breaking News?

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Why to you &%#$@^#@!* always lie about Trump? Prove he farted or shut up. is there video? Is there a marked stain where it happened? Where is the proof!

Racist!

Deplorable

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Where the hell is the EPA?!? I hear they banned that shit in California... or was that cow farts. Shouldn't they check out Rosie's place then? /snark

I don't think anyone wants to get close to any of Rosie's orifices.
Shit, I think I'm gonna yak just typing this.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

As Lakookoo keeps repeating like a redundant tool....do you have credible proof?

 

[Yousaidwhat]

I don't care what anybody says, that is nice looking!

You are joking.....

Right?


Mahvalous

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Trump, farted and it b like...

 

[the_human_being]

His hair was out of place and needed combing too. You Liberal crybabies might want to impeach him for that offense.

 

[EverCurious]

LOOL My husbands contribution to the thread:

"Was it YUGE or just bigly [big league]?"