Taiwan dismayed as Trump hands them over to China after negotiations

[Votto]

Donald Trump declared success in his negotiations after reporting that war has been avoided with China by allowing him to trade Taiwan for a large pot of honey. "What you are looking at is a lasting peace with China," said Trump. "And that is what has been achieved. China can do anything it wants now with Taiwan and the US will not intervene militarily. People may argue that I gave the little island away for next to nothing, but at least we got something. I mean, everyone knows they will take it over eventually. Now I am off to Iran to negotiate once again to negotiate another masterful deal! But who knows, maybe I will have to kill them all again."

No work on whether having Winnie the Poo negotiate the deal influenced Trump's decision. however, Tigger was seen jumping around with excitement after the agreement had been reached.

 

[The Duke]

Who's Pooh bear now?