City of Ann Arbor replaces ‘Neighborhood Crime Watch’ signs with Monkey see and hear no evil signs

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The City of Ann Arbor today agreed to pay tens of thousands of dollars to replace their neighborhood watch signs with the above monkey hear and see and speak no evil signs.

“Neighborhood watch signs are expressions of exclusion," said democrat Mayor Christopher Taylor. "We don't wish to exclude criminals of any sort from our community, because that is racist because holding criminals to account targets people of color, especially illegal immigrants. Of course, the exception would be Donald Trump who must be held account for his crimes, but this also goes for anyone who is MAGA as well, but I think that is only common sense. Everyone else though needs to be walking the street free people as we use social workers to help them work through their problems that is caused by Capitalism and Christian conservativism and the Zionist state of Nazi Israel."

No word yet on whether the citizens of Ann Arbor will be allowed to sling their poo at each other as well.