Trump claims that a sleepy person with zero energy will somehow be peppy enough to destroy an entire nation!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

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Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

 

[9thIDdoc]

Doesn't take much energy to push a button or a pen.

 

[WTF19]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

 

[Rambunctious]

AOC types that surround Sleepy Joe the Finger rapist....will do the destroying dummy....

 

[Oddball]

Borowitz....

 

[Bobob]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

Trump is already destroying our nation with his hateful and divisive behavior at home and abroad.

 

[DrLove]

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

Biden has no ties to China and repeating that lie won't help your cause.

 

[Moonglow]

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

Biden has no ties to China and repeating that lie won't help your cause.

Trump Enterprises and the Trump family do...

 

[progressive hunter]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

 

[DrLove]

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

Biden has no ties to China and repeating that lie won't help your cause.

Trump Enterprises and the Trump family do...

Yep, Xi was the good guy until Donnie needed a scapegoat for his own ineptitude!

15 times Trump praised China as coronavirus was spreading across the globe

The president has lambasted the WHO for accepting Beijing’s assurances about the outbreak, but he repeated them, as well.

www.politico.com

 

[Moonglow]

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

Biden has no ties to China and repeating that lie won't help your cause.

Trump Enterprises and the Trump family do...

Yep, Xi was the good guy until Donnie needed a scapegoat for his own ineptitude!

15 times Trump praised China as coronavirus was spreading across the globe

The president has lambasted the WHO for accepting Beijing’s assurances about the outbreak, but he repeated them, as well.

www.politico.com

And Donnie still has to pay back a loan from China...

 

[rightwinger]

Doesn‘t look that sleepy to me
What physical activity does Fat Donnie do?

 

[Bobob]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

Actually, you and your ilk are the weak and stupid since you are being controlled and manipulated by an expert, experienced grifter

 

[progressive hunter]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

Actually, you and your ilk are the weak and stupid since you are being controlled and manipulated by an expert, experienced grifter

HUH???

 

[MarathonMike]

did you forget BARRAG o even condemned BEIJING joe--just saying---

Biden has no ties to China and repeating that lie won't help your cause.

LOL yeah that One billion dollars that China handed to Joe's drug addict son was strictly a sound business decision.

 

[hjmick]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

I guess you're too fucking stupid to know the difference between "too" and "to" and that there is an apostrophe in "you're."

 

[progressive hunter]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

I guess you're too fucking stupid to know the difference between "too" and "to" and that there is an apostrophe in 'you're."

I dont understand the question,,,,

 

[hjmick]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

Trump is speaking from experience... he watches up to eight hours of TV a day. Now that's lazy and look what he's done since he took office..

On top of that, he probably understands that the race is Harris vs. Trump more that it is Biden vs, Trump... I mean, does anyone really believe Biden will finish a full term?

 

[Bobob]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Joe Biden is “incredibly sleepy” and has “zero energy,” yet somehow is peppy enough to destroy life in the United States as we know it.​

​

Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, Trump attempted to explain the apparent contradiction between a person being barely sentient yet capable of singlehandedly dismantling a global superpower.​

​

“Sleepy Joe is practically unconscious and almost doesn’t have a pulse,” Trump said. “But that’s because he has put his entire body into hibernation, like a bear.”​

​

Trump went on to say that he had seen a documentary about bears on Animal Planet “that was so scary, every voter needs to see it.”​

​

“This bear hibernated all winter, but then, when he woke up, he had enough energy to rip a hiker’s face off,” he said. “Just you watch. Joe Biden is conserving his energy right now, but, as sure as you’re sitting there, the minute he takes office he will rip this country’s face off.”​

​

Trump said that, in November, the American people face a stark choice. “It’s between me, their favorite President, and an angry bear who hasn’t eaten in months,” he said.​

Trump Claims That Sleepy Person With No Energy Will Somehow Be Peppy Enough to Destroy Entire Country

“Just you watch,” the President warned Sean Hannity.

www.newyorker.com

I guess youre to fucking stupid to know weak people are easily controlled and manipulated,,,

Actually, you and your ilk are the weak and stupid since you are being controlled and manipulated by an expert, experienced grifter

HUH???

Are you deaf, dumb, and blind?

 

[harmonica]

and??!!
and again you people come up with the most stupid shit that is worthless