Troops Want to Stay In Iraq

I said.... from now on...keep my wife out of our conversations. Is that so hard for you to understand?

What did I say now?

Relax son - take your nerve tonic

Congrats on your party winning the war on terror - now the troops can come home
 
You have ZERO understanding or command of the English language, eh?

:eusa_naughty: :eusa_naughty: :eusa_naughty:

I have a better command then this guy

Mujibar's Immigration Test

Yellow, Pink, and Gree n


Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America "

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.
 

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