Transcript of the Barr Congressional Hearing just released:

[The2ndAmendment]

Congressman 1: Mr. Barr, you agree that you shouldn't think about murdering kittens?

Barr: "I nev---..."

Congressman 1: "Yes or no! Answer my question!"

Barr: "Of co---."

Congressman 2: Mr. Barr, David Icke claims that Reptilians control the planet, do you agree?"

Barr: "I didn't get to..."

Congressman 3: Shut up! Do. you. agree.? Yes. or. no!?

Barr: "May I use the restroom..."

Congressman 1: Is that where you contemplate about drowning puppies?

 

[Jackson]

That hearing was incredible!It showed exactly who the Democrats are ...imbeciles! I imagined them in a rehearsal yelling "I RECLAIM MY TIME!!!!" NO YOU MAY NOT ANSWER. I AM NOT DONE TALKING!!!!!

NO YOU CANNOT TAKE FIVE MINUTES!!!! PISS YOUR PANTS!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU WAITED FOR ME FOR AN HOUR!!!!
Just remember that was the Democrats in action. If you voted them in, shame on you! Now vote them out!

 

[Jackson]

This is not political satire. It is exactly what happened.

 

[The2ndAmendment]

This is not political satire. It is exactly what happened.

That's the most satirical part of it.