Not as silly as you are being in pretending that is not the generally accepted worldview of the vast majority of monotheists let alone Christians.
Are you really going to posit that Christians reject both the existence of hell and Noah's flood? That would be ludicrous. Not to say that some do not do so, there are a few that reject hell and you certainly can say more reject the historicity of the flood itself if only because the mountains of evidence against a world wide flood but the vast majority believe in hell and that is a place for souls to go to for an eternity of torment.