Toot Your Flute Day

[OldLady]

October 4 is International Toot Your Flute Day.

I can't think of anything brag worthy.... oh wait------

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[fncceo]

What's the difference between a seamstress and the flutist?

A seamstress tucks up frills.

 

[Bonzi]

I can annoy people to the point of insanity (and I don't even have to try)

 

[Moonglow]

October 4 is International Toot Your Flute Day.

I can't think of anything brag worthy.... oh wait------

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Moonglow]

Toot Your Flute Day


I can't bend over that far...

 

[OldLady]

Toot Your Flute Day


I can't bend over that far...

I knew someone would try it.

 

[Moonglow]

Toot Your Flute Day


I can't bend over that far...

I knew someone would try it.

I dropped my flute, really...

 

[Marion Morrison]

My sternum would hurt if I tried that. Furthermore, just no.

 

[fncceo]

I play the oboe ...

 

[Mac1958]

If I had a flute I would toot it.

I would toot the shit outta that flute.

 

[strollingbones]

i am not even gonna funny that...

i can bite my big toe

 

[Two Thumbs]

i am not even gonna funny that...

i can bite my big toe

How the hell
wtf was going on

what made you think of trying that?

 

[Two Thumbs]

I'm actually an incredibly nice person.


to people I don't want to stab and choke and run over and stab.

 

[strollingbones]

you have never attempted to bite your big toe? well there is not time like now ...is there...go for it..we will wait

 

[Two Thumbs]

you have never attempted to bite your big toe? well there is not time like now ...is there...go for it..we will wait

I'm 51 years old and have a fresh insurance card. It's shinny, like new, I'd hate to use it, let alone try and explain why I'm using it.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I produce enough methane to power a prius.

 

[OldLady]

i am not even gonna funny that...

i can bite my big toe

Always a useful skill to have.

 

[pismoe]

put these handmade 'flutes' that were probably made for this occasion down . --- Officials: Teacher Might Have Given Flutes Tainted With Bodily Fluids To OC Schools ----

 

[OldLady]

put these handmade 'flutes' that were probably made for this occasion down . --- Officials: Teacher Might Have Given Flutes Tainted With Bodily Fluids To OC Schools ----

I didn't read the link, but just so ya know, flutes are always full of spit. So are any wind instruments. You take it apart and pour it out.
Excuse me now while I go gag awhile.