Maybe Ted Nugent could cook up a song or two for St Trumpy.
This one would be a good fit!
Jailbait
Ted Nugent
Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait won't you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time.
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen,
You look too good to be true.
I just know that you're probably clean,
There's one little thing I got do to you.
So tell your mama that I'm back in town,
She likes us boys when it's time to get down.
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas’ brand new rage.
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!