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Tim Scott drops out of GOP primary race, ending a campaign dogged by low numbers and the question of if his girlfriend was real
Tim Scott, GOP candidate for president in 2024, dropped out of the race, ending his plans to become the first African-American to secure the Republican nomination.
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Presidential candidate Tim Scott said that he is dropping out of the Presidential race after it was revealed that he has a girlfriend.
"Let me guess,"' said a voter in Michigan, "He is a Jew lover isn't he cuz I never hear him shout, from the river to the sea!, count me out! "I will never vote for him!"
"A girlfriend?", asked one voter in California. "How can I vote for someone who does not cheat on his wife or someone that showers with their under aged daughter? This is a political election after all."
"I will vote for him if he is dead or has had a recent stroke and can't talk or comprehend anything being said to him", retorted a voter from Pennsylvania. "Outside of that, he won't get my vote".
Other voters around the country were equally appalled. "Tim has a girlfriend? Please tell me the girl is at least a trans", said another voter in Iowa. "Never mind," said the voter, "He is already off my radar."
And on the East coast it was the same. One voter in Boston said, "Ok, at least tell me Tim is involved in insider trading or at least collect gold bars from foreign countries or get millions from China through his sons." said the voter. "No? Screw him then, why is he even running for office?"
At Harvard University they were burning crosses with a Star of David around it. One Harvard Professor said, "Round up all the Jewish Nig#ers who support the fascist Time Scott and burn them!", as students all across the university chanted the same. Harvard President Ahemed Mohammad Mussolini was unavailable for comment.
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