I’m exaggerating how republicans choose to see the left platform with the following list, but the sad part is that I barely am.
Democratic presidential candidate Nira Moocher has the following platform for 2020:
1) All guns will be confiscated and the 2nd amendment will be repealed!
2) Every student gets a trophy after taking a test regardless of their score so that they remember how special they are! Our hero Teachers will get million dollar bonuses each year.
3) No one has to have a job! I will make sure the government pays for your every expense!l because “working” is unfair! Everyone will get 100,000K per year (besides teachers) regardless of how much of a selfish loser you are! Rich people are bad anyway!
4) Cutting down a tree will result in the punishment of having your hands cut off!
5) A woman can abort a child up to the age of 4!
6) I will divert all funding away from paying our psychopathic troops overseas to funding def jam poetry classes for underprivileged youth in inner cities!
7) I will replace Independence Day in July with “Hillary and Obama Appreciation Day”!
8) Kids will be required to participate in Gay Pride parades if they want to pass the 3rd grade!
9) Being Christian isn’t a good idea!
Democratic presidential candidate Nira Moocher has the following platform for 2020:
1) All guns will be confiscated and the 2nd amendment will be repealed!
2) Every student gets a trophy after taking a test regardless of their score so that they remember how special they are! Our hero Teachers will get million dollar bonuses each year.
3) No one has to have a job! I will make sure the government pays for your every expense!l because “working” is unfair! Everyone will get 100,000K per year (besides teachers) regardless of how much of a selfish loser you are! Rich people are bad anyway!
4) Cutting down a tree will result in the punishment of having your hands cut off!
5) A woman can abort a child up to the age of 4!
6) I will divert all funding away from paying our psychopathic troops overseas to funding def jam poetry classes for underprivileged youth in inner cities!
7) I will replace Independence Day in July with “Hillary and Obama Appreciation Day”!
8) Kids will be required to participate in Gay Pride parades if they want to pass the 3rd grade!
9) Being Christian isn’t a good idea!
