The story of the Tower of Babel.
One day many years ago, I walked into a Roy Rogers restaurant to order lunch. The speechless senora at the counter punched the picture buttons on her console to make my order, and then suddenly barked out "CHOO WON BEEG RONDA?"
I squinted and said "Huh?"
"CHOO WON BEEG RONDA?" She was a big girl, and quite loud.
I scratched my head and said "Excuse me?"
"CHOO WON BEEG RONDA?"
By this time everyone in the restaurant was aware of the high-volume negotiation occurring at the counter. My fellow queue mates were beginning to chuckle.
"Hmmm, Big Rhonda perhaps?" I thought to myself. "What game might be afoot here?"
I grinned, stared her straight in the eye, winked and said "Well, maybe! Walk Big Rhonda out here an' lemme have a look at her!"
The whole place fell apart laughing. The loud girl stood gaping blankly.
Turned out the restaurant had a special deal, aptly titled "Big Roundup" for the cowboy atmosphere.
That is a true story.
Clear communication is a necessity for human interaction.
Children learn languages best by immersion. Immerse immigrant children in English, American children in the language of their choice.