Old Bill bellichick

[Raynine]

Just when it seems the world has got the weerdest it can get, it gets even weerder, and I’m wonderin if this is new or if it has always been that way. I think it’s always been that way. I’m writin in reference to Bill Belichik’s new nimf of a girlfriend. Old bill is 73 and his new love interest, Jordon Hudson, is 24. Somethin like that makes headlines and it always has. I got to say that I have noticed much of the disgust I see is on the part of the females. It’s like they are sayin: Hey, why didn’t I think of that? Green-eyed jellosy looks like it’s lurkin on the lips of some of these females and it ain’t pretty.

Old Bill is just doin what old men with functionin gonads do and it’s one of those strange quirks of nature that he can do it! If you are livin in a weerd world you might as well go as weerd as you can if you got the cash to do it and old Bill is as flush with greenbacks as anyone. Now, an enterprizin little cutie like Jordon has likely latched on to a golden ticket of all golden tickets without goin into porn and unlike the ladies, I ain’t gonna judge her for it.

I’m 78 myself and I ain’t got the moneybags old Bill has so I guess free porn on the web is as close as I’m gonna get to that. It’s probly for the best because a young vixen blowin Viagra pellets down my throat with a straw likely ain’t the healthiest practice for a man my age. I just ride my bicycle and hope I don’t dismount like Joe Biden.

As far as my statement about the world bein weerd historically, I stand by that. I recall Howard Cowsell bein half in the bag on live TV and pukin on Don Merideth’s expensive cowboy boots! They come on the air and said: Howard won’t be back tonight cuz he ain’t feelin well! That was back in the 70’s when Sonny was still married to Cher. I told you I was old!

Now, let’s explore how weerd this could get. What if Jordon was to start sashayin around with a baby bump! Now that would intensify weirdness to Hollywood levels! I got a feelin the women would go ballistic over that!

 

[shockedcanadian]

It seems to be true love to me. She loves him for his heart and mind...

 

[wamose]

Let em go. But I will compliment Bill on his energy level. I wouldn't, and probably couldn't, do what needs to be done to keep a twenty four year old happy and satisfied. My lifestyle is strenuous enough without that kind of challenge. But I wish them good luck anyway.

 

[Moonglow]

It seems to be true love to me. She loves him for his heart and mind...

And his pile of cash

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Just when it seems the world has got the weerdest it can get, it gets even weerder, and I’m wonderin if this is new or if it has always been that way. I think it’s always been that way. I’m writin in reference to Bill Belichik’s new nimf of a girlfriend. Old bill is 73 and his new love interest, Jordon Hudson, is 24. Somethin like that makes headlines and it always has. I got to say that I have noticed much of the disgust I see is on the part of the females. It’s like they are sayin: Hey, why didn’t I think of that? Green-eyed jellosy looks like it’s lurkin on the lips of some of these females and it ain’t pretty.

Old Bill is just doin what old men with functionin gonads do and it’s one of those strange quirks of nature that he can do it! If you are livin in a weerd world you might as well go as weerd as you can if you got the cash to do it and old Bill is as flush with greenbacks as anyone. Now, an enterprizin little cutie like Jordon has likely latched on to a golden ticket of all golden tickets without goin into porn and unlike the ladies, I ain’t gonna judge her for it.

I’m 78 myself and I ain’t got the moneybags old Bill has so I guess free porn on the web is as close as I’m gonna get to that. It’s probly for the best because a young vixen blowin Viagra pellets down my throat with a straw likely ain’t the healthiest practice for a man my age. I just ride my bicycle and hope I don’t dismount like Joe Biden.

As far as my statement about the world bein weerd historically, I stand by that. I recall Howard Cowsell bein half in the bag on live TV and pukin on Don Merideth’s expensive cowboy boots! They come on the air and said: Howard won’t be back tonight cuz he ain’t feelin well! That was back in the 70’s when Sonny was still married to Cher. I told you I was old!

Now, let’s explore how weerd this could get. What if Jordon was to start sashayin around with a baby bump! Now that would intensify weirdness to Hollywood levels! I got a feelin the women would go ballistic over that!

Girl-crazy geezer