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Saturday, a boy somehow got into the moat of the gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo. A male gorilla got hold of the boy and drug him around. What video there is of the event is on the WWW....The zoo's spokesperson says they had no choice but to destroy the Harambe, an endangered species of gorilla (that may be redundant....are there any gorilla species that aren't endangered?)...they couldn't tranquilize the beast because the drug is slow acting.
Per CNN...
The child was not under attack but all sorts of things could happen," Thane [zoo official] said. "He certainly was at risk." Thane said zoo officials decided against shooting Harambe with a tranquilizer because the drug takes effect too slowly. "You don't hit him and he falls over," Thane said. "It takes a few minutes.
So a few things have crossed my mind about this situation:
How does one, presumably one who is something of an expert on gorillas, study and interact with the creatures for years on end and have no idea of what is more interesting to them to than a boy? God help these zoo people's spouses, kids and friends come birthday time. How on Earth do decide what to buy as a gift?
The gorilla wasn't eyeing the boy as though dinner was being served. It most likely saw the boy as a plaything. I'm thinking just spraying a ball with some "eau de gorilla vagina" would have been eminently more interesting than that boy. I'm sure that gorilla can literally smell girl gorilla from quite a distance, far enough that if the smell is on the other side of the pen, a keeper or a few of them could have jumped into the moat to get the boy while some others lowered ropes to get them all back out while the gorilla was having a conniption and a big ol' "woody" over whatever object reeked of "eau de girl gorilla."
Now the "eau de gorilla" idea is a bit "out there" perhaps, but there are surely myriad other things that are at least appealing enough that the gorilla would want to check them out. The boy was surely something new. The gorilla just needed something new-er than the boy to forget about the boy. If you have pets, you know exactly what I'm getting at. Hell, food would have worked too...what animal, even if it's not hungry doesn't at least go check out food?
In closing, I don't know anything about the zookeepers at the Cincy Zoo, but I know this. You can't be working around wild animals and have no common sense.
P.S.
If you watch a web video of the boy being tossed around by the gorilla, it looks like the boy was really being thrashed about hard. Reports described the gorilla as, "violently dragging and throwing the child."
The boy is out of the hospital already and is reported as being "fine," apparently fine enough that the boy didn't sustain any injuries seeing as none are mentioned.
Per CNN...
The child was not under attack but all sorts of things could happen," Thane [zoo official] said. "He certainly was at risk." Thane said zoo officials decided against shooting Harambe with a tranquilizer because the drug takes effect too slowly. "You don't hit him and he falls over," Thane said. "It takes a few minutes.
So a few things have crossed my mind about this situation:
- Lowland gorillas --> "critically endangered."
Stupid and/or careless boys --> no shortage of them, not even close.
Negligent parents --> again, got plenty of them runnin' around too.
Gorilla does what gorillas do + child doing what it has no business doing + parents not doing what they should do = dead endangered gorilla. Hmmm....something's just not right about that...Call me a social Darwinist if you like, you'd be right. - "Shiny Objects" -- The "shiny object" approach -- distraction -- works for all sorts of creatures. The only ones it doesn't work for are the really, really dumb ones, like nematodes, crustaceans, arthropods, annelids, cnidarians, and echinoderms. It even works with some mollusks, notably octopi and cuttlefish. But once one gets up to the chordates, it works pretty well. Toss a shiny object across the room and watch your cat race after it....it doesn't even need to be shiny. Anyone who's ever been fishing knows how well "shiny objects" work as sources of distraction and wonderment for fish even. When you get to the human level, the "shiny object" need not even be physical, although physical ones work too if they are the right ones.
How does one, presumably one who is something of an expert on gorillas, study and interact with the creatures for years on end and have no idea of what is more interesting to them to than a boy? God help these zoo people's spouses, kids and friends come birthday time. How on Earth do decide what to buy as a gift?
The gorilla wasn't eyeing the boy as though dinner was being served. It most likely saw the boy as a plaything. I'm thinking just spraying a ball with some "eau de gorilla vagina" would have been eminently more interesting than that boy. I'm sure that gorilla can literally smell girl gorilla from quite a distance, far enough that if the smell is on the other side of the pen, a keeper or a few of them could have jumped into the moat to get the boy while some others lowered ropes to get them all back out while the gorilla was having a conniption and a big ol' "woody" over whatever object reeked of "eau de girl gorilla."
Now the "eau de gorilla" idea is a bit "out there" perhaps, but there are surely myriad other things that are at least appealing enough that the gorilla would want to check them out. The boy was surely something new. The gorilla just needed something new-er than the boy to forget about the boy. If you have pets, you know exactly what I'm getting at. Hell, food would have worked too...what animal, even if it's not hungry doesn't at least go check out food?
In closing, I don't know anything about the zookeepers at the Cincy Zoo, but I know this. You can't be working around wild animals and have no common sense.
P.S.
If you watch a web video of the boy being tossed around by the gorilla, it looks like the boy was really being thrashed about hard. Reports described the gorilla as, "violently dragging and throwing the child."
The boy is out of the hospital already and is reported as being "fine," apparently fine enough that the boy didn't sustain any injuries seeing as none are mentioned.
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