Normal Americans are not like you are. In fact, we view you as quite abnormal: Folks whose homeland you never had to defend with your own blood and toil, and who had to rely on great countries such as mine in order to keep your own descendants from being bayonet practice for invading Japanese Imperialists, or sent to the gas chambers by invading Nazi troops.
You're very welcome.
But don't expect us to pull your asses out of the fire next time because frankly, you're not worth it. More than enough of us have died to give you the freedom to make fun of us, so **** off.