This confirms that all men should just have friends with benefits instead of relationships

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My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied
 
It doesn't confirm anything.

What it suggests is that people who make lots of money do so in order to get better looking girls. They put more effort into making themselves appealing to fickle women who will fuck around.

Different people have different levels of testosterone. This means some people want sex more than others, which means they're more aggressive sexually than others, which means they're more likely to sleep around. They're also more appealing to people who want the most beautiful.

So, the reality is, marry someone who isn't a sex addict, someone who isn't full of testosterone, treat them well and you won't have your wife cheating on you.
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease

Fine, then replace the hookers with Rosie Palmer and her twin Hispanic cousin Rosita and free internet porn...
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease

What about whores, escorts, loose women, tarts, bitches etc? Surely one of these is allowed.
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease

What about whores, escorts, loose women, tarts, bitches etc? Surely one of these is allowed.


Whores, Escorts, and Hookers are not allowed in my building. Bitches are though
 
Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL
women are never satisfied
You're gay......so why would you care?? ...... :dunno:

If that was true I would be thrilled when a grown ass man goes out of his way to sit close to me on the bus instead of annoyed
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease

What about whores, escorts, loose women, tarts, bitches etc? Surely one of these is allowed.


Whores, Escorts, and Hookers are not allowed in my building. Bitches are though

Remember the other poster was writing about the two legged type and not the four legged type... ( I hope )
 
Good lord, I hope people do not actually take any of fbj's dating advice? lol
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
That lease is void because they're giving you the boot. Stop lying. You are afraid of women
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
That lease is void because they're giving you the boot. Stop lying. You are afraid of women


I;'m scared of Ugly women
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
That lease is void because they're giving you the boot. Stop lying. You are afraid of women

I was thinking the same thing about them booting him, and he is worried about what they will do?

Also how the hell would they know if the woman he brought home ( if it is not in a box needing to be blown up ) is a lady of the night?( Trying to be polite but that ship has sailed )
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
That lease is void because they're giving you the boot. Stop lying. You are afraid of women

I was thinking the same thing about them booting him, and he is worried about what they will do?

Also how the hell would they know if the woman he brought home ( if it is not in a box needing to be blown up ) is a lady of the night?( Trying to be polite but that ship has sailed )


Have you ever heard of a plain looking hooker? Her look alone would give it away
 
My friend told me last night he was cheated on and makes $90,000 a year and drives a new car?

Well fuck it, that means someone like me who doesn't drive and make nowhere near $90,000 will be cheated on for sure so why even bother? LOL

women are never satisfied

My advice:

Cheap Hookers, good drugs, and a great doctor is what you will need...


Hookers not allowed in my apartment, it's on the lease
That lease is void because they're giving you the boot. Stop lying. You are afraid of women

I was thinking the same thing about them booting him, and he is worried about what they will do?

Also how the hell would they know if the woman he brought home ( if it is not in a box needing to be blown up ) is a lady of the night?( Trying to be polite but that ship has sailed )


Have you ever heard of a plain looking hooker? Her look alone would give it away

I did write cheap didn't I?

To you a cheap one is a five dollar one and you get four dollars back in change, and to me it is someone in the five hundred neighborhood...
 

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