Things I trust more than donald trump

[Crepitus]

So apparently this has gone viral. Everyone is talking about the things they trust more than tRump.

Anyway, I think they missed a few things, like "dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer" and "Pinocchio"

Can you think of any that were missed?

Please add to the list.

 

[rightwinger]

Who do I trust more?
Donald Trump or a Nigerian Prince offering to share his millions?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

TDS thread #7899.

 

[rightwinger]

Who do I trust more?

Donald Trump or a Free Mattress being offered by SassyIrishLass on Craigslist?

 

[rightwinger]

Who do I trust more?

Donald Trump or a Clown talking to me from a Sewer?

 

[the watcher]

Who do I trust more?

Donald Trump or a Clown talking to me from a Sewer?

Yes, that is basically the alternative this election.