whitehall
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They dyed the whole freaking river green. Did anyone notice?
They dyed the Chicago river for St. Patrick day
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martybegan
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They do it every year.
Luddly Neddite
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Mr. H.
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Especially the fish.
TruthSeeker56
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How did they change the color of the river from BLOOD RED to green?
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The Green Axis
Q: "I don't understand. Is the river green, since it's Saint Patrick's Day, or is it green because Saint Patrick's Day is now 'coordinated' with water pollution?"
A: "Where have you been? The answer is, 'both.'"
Q: "What if I thought it was green, because it's just plain dirty (like toxic waste green)? Who would then make the Saint Patrick's Day connection?"
A: "Only you."
This is why eco-liberals have the liberty now to say things like, You know, Leatherface (that iconic horror film avatar), the psychopathic chainsaw-wielding cannibal from Tobe Hooper's freakish but fun 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974),' could be wielding that chainsaw with an eco-terrorism statement like, "I'd rather rip up people than tear down trees with this handy-dandy chainsaw."
Maybe the new recruits for the IRA (Irish Republican Army) wear distinctive green-colored raincoats now to signify their devotion to their cause, their appreciation for green-colored novelties in Irish folklore/culture, and their newfound commitment to eco-activism.
They should light the Eiffel Tower with green lights for Earth Day.
There should be more prominent Irish comic book superheroes. Superman (DC Comics) and Spider-Man (Marvel Comics) are both regular Americans. Captain America (Marvel Comics) has Irish heritage, but no one seems to care.
Saint Patrick's Day (Wikipedia)
Q: "I don't understand. Is the river green, since it's Saint Patrick's Day, or is it green because Saint Patrick's Day is now 'coordinated' with water pollution?"
A: "Where have you been? The answer is, 'both.'"
Q: "What if I thought it was green, because it's just plain dirty (like toxic waste green)? Who would then make the Saint Patrick's Day connection?"
A: "Only you."
This is why eco-liberals have the liberty now to say things like, You know, Leatherface (that iconic horror film avatar), the psychopathic chainsaw-wielding cannibal from Tobe Hooper's freakish but fun 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974),' could be wielding that chainsaw with an eco-terrorism statement like, "I'd rather rip up people than tear down trees with this handy-dandy chainsaw."
Maybe the new recruits for the IRA (Irish Republican Army) wear distinctive green-colored raincoats now to signify their devotion to their cause, their appreciation for green-colored novelties in Irish folklore/culture, and their newfound commitment to eco-activism.
They should light the Eiffel Tower with green lights for Earth Day.
There should be more prominent Irish comic book superheroes. Superman (DC Comics) and Spider-Man (Marvel Comics) are both regular Americans. Captain America (Marvel Comics) has Irish heritage, but no one seems to care.
Saint Patrick's Day (Wikipedia)
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