THERE you are!!

[Dante]

Enough with the arse kissing

let's get back to slapping beatches

 

[The Duke]

I smell server change. elchorizo

 

[teddyearp]

I farted.

Well you ****! Your fart stank up the server soooo bad it crashed the ******* database you jerk! Hehehe.

Whoever fixed it, thanks. Didn't want to see another good one byte the dust.

 

[ThisIsMe]

I've been knocking ono doors and ringing doorbells for 11 hours, and no one would answer.

I was starting to believe everyone had me on ignore.


(or even worse, I'd been banned)

I think they forgot to pay the light bill!

 

[HikerGuy83]

Don’t you notice how much improved the Board is running, now?

Are you saying that sarcastically? Because my answer is NO.

 

[HikerGuy83]

I farted.

Those must be some beans:

 

[BackAgain]

Are you saying that sarcastically?

Sort of.

Because my answer is NO.

Me neither.

 

[deannalw]

You've obviously never been banned before.

You get a black screen, then...

I've always wondered how ya knew you'd been banned.

 

[jc456]

I farted.

Your first?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Your first?

The last of a series in quick succession.

The pitch of each individual one made out a song I couldn't quite remember the name of....

 

[BackAgain]

The last of a series in quick succession.

The pitch of each individual one made out a song I couldn't quite remember the name of....

When you do remember; Name That Tune.

 

[TemplarKormac]

When you do remember; Name That Tune.

Most certainly!

 

[TemplarKormac]

I farted.

Sorry, it took me 2 weeks to find this one, but in truth, I do. Ten more minutes.

 

[TemplarKormac]

(Entire A/F forum goes silent for 6 whole hours)

Lol. Snort.

 

[Ropey]

let's get back to slapping beatches

^was beatch slapped.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

^was beatch slapped.

.

Still is on vacation.

.

 

[Ropey]

.

Still is on vacation.

.

What a shame and waste.

He could have taken MisterBeale and Natural Citizen with him.

 

[knuckles]

I've been knocking ono doors and ringing doorbells for 11 hours, and no one would answer.

I was starting to believe everyone had me on ignore.


(or even worse, I'd been banned)

It's not Halloween yet.

 

[Zebra]

It's not Halloween yet.

be prepared!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

be prepared!

.

I need to go buy candy!

I grew up here, long long ago, when kids couldn't wait to finish supper and get into their costumes and get out there! Only the smallest kids needed supervision by older siblings. We'd INVADE the whole neighborhood!

Then we came to the time when parents became fearful of letting their young ones out, unsupervised. My last couple of decades in Washington State, it was unusual to see more than a couple of trick-or-treaters in the whole night.

Now, I'm back home, and my sweet, safe little town comes alive with kids! I have to buy A LOT of candy to make sure I don't run out. Seeing the imaginative costumes and enjoying the sweet politeness of the local kids makes Hallowe'en the fun it was when I was a kid. I so look forward to it. Parents drive the kids if the evening is too chilly, but mostly a whole family will go house-to-house together, toting the youngest in a wagon.

I LOVE it, and I love my little town!

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