There is no greater torture for a man than to...

[iamwhatiseem]

...go shopping.
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to my ol' buddy Trajan I bought my wifes main gift online.
But I wanted to pick up smaller items today.
G O D...I hate shopping. During the whole process you can't help but have a near panic feeling of just running to the nearest exit.

I have always thought that stores have lost an opportunity.
If I ran a store in a mall I would have "Official man shopping day!" Have armloads of women all over the store to help us out.
I guarantee you would have a tremendous success that day.

 

[Granny]

Just like a man!! It's called "Dred of Shopping Syndrome." Enjoy your drink and I hope your lady loves her gifts.

 

[California Girl]

I hate shopping for the sake of shopping. The only thing that makes shopping tolerable is coffee breaks.

 

[Kat]

...go shopping.
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to my ol' buddy Trajan I bought my wifes main gift online.
But I wanted to pick up smaller items today.
G O D...I hate shopping. During the whole process you can't help but have a near panic feeling of just running to the nearest exit.

I have always thought that stores have lost an opportunity.
If I ran a store in a mall I would have "Official man shopping day!" Have armloads of women all over the store to help us out.
I guarantee you would have a tremendous success that day.

Not a man here, but I have to agree with you. I hate shopping too...especially this time of the year.
Online shopping rawks!!

 

[Ringel05]

Then I must not be a man, let me check.....
(Are those boobs I'm feeling?!)

 

[masquerade]

Then I must not be a man, let me check.....
(Are those boobs I'm feeling?!)

Put the blow-up doll down and step away from the computer!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
You don't live that far away.

 

[Sallow]

I absolutely hate shopping!!

 

[Kat]

Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
You don't live that far away.

Hiring? For whut?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
Gift wrapping.
Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?

 

[Kat]

Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
Gift wrapping.
Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?

Well, if you order online, sometimes they will wrap for you.

I'd much rather wrap than shop!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
You don't live that far away.

Hiring? For whut?

Gutter mind!

I have the feeling she likes to shop, she knows where all the good restaurants are around shopping centers

 

[Ringel05]

Then I must not be a man, let me check.....
(Are those boobs I'm feeling?!)

Put the blow-up doll down and step away from the computer!

I'll let my wife respond to that............ sitting on top of the computer now..... can't type anymore, there's a bush in the way.........

 

[masquerade]

Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
Gift wrapping.
Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?

Well, if you order online, sometimes they will wrap for you.

I'd much rather wrap than shop!

One of the pleasures of being a Hallmark Gold Crown member.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
Gift wrapping.
Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?

Well, if you order online, sometimes they will wrap for you.

I'd much rather wrap than shop!

Yeah...if I wasn't such a procrastinator.
I am afraid I have all the trappings of your average male...except for one thing...I love to cook.

 

[Kat]

Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
You don't live that far away.

Hiring? For whut?

Gutter mind!

I have the feeling she likes to shop, she knows where all the good restaurants are around shopping centers

Moi??? Naw...can't be!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
Gift wrapping.
Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?

Well, if you order online, sometimes they will wrap for you.

I'd much rather wrap than shop!

One of the pleasures of being a Hallmark Gold Crown member.

Hey wait...my wife has one of those.
Are you saying you can bring presents in and they will do it for you? (assuming there is a charge, and I don't care if there is)

 

[uscitizen]

I dunno I always enjoyed going to the mall on Christmas eve to see the panic in the eyes of the shoppers.

 

[random3434]

Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
You don't live that far away.

But I hate shopping too, unless it's online shopping, that I'll do for ya.


Well, I do like going to the grocery store for some reason............but HATE Malls.


But,,,,,I do like Target,so OK, I'll shop at Target and the Grocery Store for you, but that's it.

And NOT a few days before Christmas............give me your list Dec. 1 and we have a deal.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I dunno I always enjoyed going to the mall on Christmas eve to see the panic in the eyes of the shoppers.

You are sick!! Sick I say!!