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My Niece came home today, and complained to me that $20 was stolen from her backpack at work today.
She works over at a place called "Slim Chickens".
This is what I told my niece, point blank.
Yeah well That's what the **** you get when you decide you're an adult at 16 ready to go to work.
Your co-workers are minimum wage rat bum, uneducated convict motherfuckers.. and that's what you get when you hang around rat bum, uneducated, minimum wage, convict motherfuckers...
You get treated like a minimum wage, rat bum, uneducated, convict ************.
So here's the deal little *****.
You want to go be an adult, and go hang around minimum wage, uneducated, rat bum, convict motherfuckers from now until the day you die ?
Oh and btw... You're not making enough money to go buy a car, so you can shove that idea the **** up your little ass.
Or do you want to be a kid, go to school, get rid of your ideas of driving a car before you should...
And Shut the **** up and do what your mother says fuckin' do, when she says do it, how the **** she says do it, and BECAUSE she fuckin' said so... because she's the fuckin' boss until the day you're 18..
and get the **** up and go to school and get A's.
And in return... you get to be anything you want to be when you grow up ?
which is it ?
She stormed into her bedroom.
An hour later, she comes back and agrees to quit the job and go to school.
She works over at a place called "Slim Chickens".
This is what I told my niece, point blank.
Yeah well That's what the **** you get when you decide you're an adult at 16 ready to go to work.
Your co-workers are minimum wage rat bum, uneducated convict motherfuckers.. and that's what you get when you hang around rat bum, uneducated, minimum wage, convict motherfuckers...
You get treated like a minimum wage, rat bum, uneducated, convict ************.
So here's the deal little *****.
You want to go be an adult, and go hang around minimum wage, uneducated, rat bum, convict motherfuckers from now until the day you die ?
Oh and btw... You're not making enough money to go buy a car, so you can shove that idea the **** up your little ass.
Or do you want to be a kid, go to school, get rid of your ideas of driving a car before you should...
And Shut the **** up and do what your mother says fuckin' do, when she says do it, how the **** she says do it, and BECAUSE she fuckin' said so... because she's the fuckin' boss until the day you're 18..
and get the **** up and go to school and get A's.
And in return... you get to be anything you want to be when you grow up ?
which is it ?
She stormed into her bedroom.
An hour later, she comes back and agrees to quit the job and go to school.
