The War against Women

[Tommy Tainant]

Woman 'scorched by exploding vibrator' is put off sex toys for life

A woman claims she has been put her off sex toys for life after she was burned by an exploding vibrator.

Cassie Esplin, 25, was just about to use her Buzz Tongue Finger Vibrator when she claims the battery pack flew out with such force it hit the bedroom ceiling.

She claims the battery - which appears to have corroded - then landed on her top, scorching her jumper and leaving a mark on her chest.

Cassie said she felt like she had been punched and the metal missile left a black mark on her bedroom ceiling.

Pon my soul I learn more about the modern world every day. Should we set up a fund for this poor girl ?

 

[denmark]

Woman 'scorched by exploding vibrator' is put off sex toys for life

A woman claims she has been put her off sex toys for life after she was burned by an exploding vibrator.

Cassie Esplin, 25, was just about to use her Buzz Tongue Finger Vibrator when she claims the battery pack flew out with such force it hit the bedroom ceiling.

She claims the battery - which appears to have corroded - then landed on her top, scorching her jumper and leaving a mark on her chest.

Cassie said she felt like she had been punched and the metal missile left a black mark on her bedroom ceiling.

Pon my soul I learn more about the modern world every day. Should we set up a fund for this poor girl ?

Lesson 1: Check battery before using battery operated device, especially if it’s inserted into or near a sensitive spot!

 

[Moonglow]

Just buy carrots already.

 

[denmark]

Just buy carrots already.

Yes, carrots are natural. Vibration is not, at least by older men.

 

[Moonglow]

Just buy carrots already.

Yes, carrots are natural. Vibration is not, at least by older men.

You can always eat the remains..

 

[JoeMoma]

I can vibrate for the right lady!

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Nobody is giving this serious issue much respect.

 

[theHawk]

Tammy is obviously concerned about exploding vibrators.


I wonder why.

 

[Baron]

The woman shall merry a good guy and found a good family, read the Holy Bible and bear children instead to use 'vibrators'

 

[Deno]

This woman has to be Butt Ugly.....

 

[Lysistrata]

Cucumbers are a lot safer.