The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

God, he is the worst isn't he?

He is so bad I feel like the joke is on me for watching anything with him in it.

George Clooney and Tom Cruise are equally bad IMO, but with Cage it feels almost like he is always doing a caricature of a caricature. I always feel like Cage either has some good dirt on someone or is hung like a horse to be able to have made a career out of acting though. There is just no talent there.
 
doing a caricature of a caricature
Perfect.

I always feel like Cage either has some good dirt on someone or is hung like a horse to be able to have made a career out of acting though.
He is a Coppola.

That name holds a lot of weight.

And the guy has won an Academy Award...back before they went completely woke.

But in the last 20 years...
 
He may win an academy award for this movie. He will be at least nominated. And so will the movie. He's so friggin funny making fun of himself!
 
God, he is the worst isn't he?

He is so bad I feel like the joke is on me for watching anything with him in it.
That's why you have to watch it.

Did you ever hear of the worst move ever? The Room?

But The Disaster Artist, about the making of The Room, is a 3.5 star move to me (outta 4).

This is kinda like that. But Nic Cage actually did make some great movies!
 
So if you hate Nicholas Cage, you have to watch the new movie! He makes fun of himself. He's so good at it! Please try it and let me know.

It's kinda like watching The Disaster Artist, after you've watched The Room.
 

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