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[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

American school kids reading levels are at THIRTY YEAR LOWS!!!! But lets give them a graduation ceremony and tell them how SPECIAL they are! They can't read a Goddam cereal box but WHEEE let's celebrate!! Less focus on ridiculous ceremonies and more teaching that would be great.

Who is doing that?

BTW, what is Goddam?

 

[MarathonMike]

Who is doing that?

BTW, what is Goddam?

I don't know who uses bigger fonts, you or IM2. Are you compensating?

 

[The Duke]

Little kids really suck at singing

It is not cute, it is agony

Not all the time.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I don't know who uses bigger fonts, you or IM2. Are you compensating?

I use the larger font because most dumbasses are also blind! They can't see because they suffer from white out. They haven't been laid in so long their sperm count obscures their vision.

 

[The Duke]

Your children must have had as lousy of a childhood as you did! Why shouldn't we celebrate accomplishments every chance we get? I am sure for you that was a rare occurrence that you accomplished anything. They probably had them, but you were too busy to attend or didn't give a shit!

I use the larger font because most dumbasses are also blind! They can't see because they suffer from white out. They haven't been laid in so long their sperm count obscures their vision.

 

[rightwinger]

Not all the time.

Fingernails on a blackboard

 

[rightwinger]

Dude, it’s kindergarten. They spend hours every single week just coloring and playing games. They’re like 5 years old

We used to make ashtrays