The top five regrets of the dying, do you have the courage?

[Zebra]

Sounds like a bunch of boring clichés to me

true?

 

[Dr.Destructo]

I thought number one would be "I wish I had spent more time at the office."

You must have really hated home life.

 

[rightwinger]

Never propose marriage mid-orgasm. It probably won't work out as well as you think it will at the time.

Paradise by the dashboard light

 

[MayorQuimby]

Really? I thought you might prefer the way you came in: in bed with a woman!

Some women give birth in water; I've seen it.