The Thanks One Gets

[Annie]

Another email from a teacher friend:

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open
there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and l eaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open,
there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to
Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."


Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy
and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and the right.