The Schadenfreude Thread

8.Speaking of the FBI – well, no one is speaking of the FBI. The leftist media saw to that with a coordinated response of utter outrage against the Trump administration for treating criminals like criminals.

Phew, that was close – we almost had to spend a few days talking about how simultaneously corrupt and inept the Democrats infesting the FBI and the DOJ are.



Still, if you’re a liberal, you not only have to have the major sadz because that sad-faced hack Bobbie the Beagle Mueller and his band of Democrat donors have found zero evidence of collusion. You have to be bummed that neither they nor all the lying sacks of Schiff in the deadwood fed bureaucracy can even manage to frame the president."
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome



One can almost feel sorry for the sorry lot, Democrats/Liberals....



....I said 'almost.'
 
9. "The libs bet the House on a bunch of government nimrods who are, unfortunately for #TheResistance, more incompetent than corrupt, which is saying something.

Mueller’s got nothing, and he’s not going to get anything.

He had Paul Manafort’s bail revoked, but is Manafort going to roll – by which I mean give Mueller the perjured testimony feds are used to pressing out of their stoolies? No. Manfort knows Mueller’s got nothing, because there is nothing, and he also absolutely knows there’s no pardon waiting for him if he invents Russia stuff to please Torquemueller.

And Trump is totally going to pardon him, and General Mike Flynn too if that gun-to-head plea isn’t withdrawn in light of all the lies we’ve seen from Integrity Boy Comey’s cohorts.


Good.
Because this corrupt practice of strong-arming testimony that is almost certainly false, in whole or part, out of “witnesses” by threatening them and their families with eternity in the slam has got to stop."
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome



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Jail 'em all!!!!
 
10 "Liberals are devastated that Russiagate is a dud, and more so because the collateral damage on liberal institutions brought on by their fake scandal is going to be awesome.

As a liberal you can’t be looking forward to November, not with Maxine Waters’ stupiding it up all over cable. Every Normal in America sympathized with Sarah Sanders, and the vast majority vowed some ballot box payback. These idiots ought to report their social warfare jerkiness as in-kind campaign contributions to Trump’s mid-term victory campaign."
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome



We on the Right attribute all of the woes the Left is suffering....to our secret weapon:


Barack Hussein Obama: the dirt-eating low-life, crypto-Islamist, back-stabbing, infanticide-supporting incompetent snake with an unbroken record of failure, both as a President and as a human being.

Electing Trump?
Obama got the deal done.
 
11. Then, there is that 'Blue Wave' destined to take back the House and the Senate....


"...where is this wave? Where is it hiding?

Where is there any indication that the people who elected Trump are going to say “Yeah, I like the tax cuts and the booming economy and beating ISIS and my kid not having to fight street-to-street in Seoul and the crackdown on illegals and the conservative judges and Trump generally not taking of guff from liberals and their media pets, but I’ve suddenly just realized that Trump can be mean sometimes so I’ll vote for Democrat guy who wants to help Pelosi take my guns, import MS-13 into my neighborhood, and then pester me at the Arby’s.”

Where is someone saying that? Where?"
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome



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Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
huh?
 
I’m going to admit, I’m kind of OD’d on shadenfreude over the last couple of years.

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12. "Just look how unhappy the libs are.

It’s all outrage, all the time. You can’t be happy if you are constantly agitated. It’s unhealthy. It makes you look like a wacko. Yet they go nuts on social media, they go nuts at awards shows, and they go nuts when conservatives are trying to scarf down some tacos. If you are always going nuts, maybe that’s an indicator that you are nuts.

What a disappointment we are to our liberal elite betters. We’ve let them down terribly. Oh well.

These are bad times to be a liberal because these are good times to be a Normal American."
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome






Oh....and, Liberals?

A little dedication to your via Thomas Hardy:

“Thou suffering thing,
Know that thy sorrow is my ecstasy,
That thy love's loss is my hate's profiting!”


Have a nice day.
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
huh?

Candycorn has undiscussed and undisclosed problems. Just put her on ignore and be nice to her when she is on a multi-quote.
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
huh?

Candycorn has undiscussed and undisclosed problems. Just put her on ignore and be nice to her when she is on a multi-quote.

Takes one to know one I suppose.
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
huh?

Candycorn has undiscussed and undisclosed problems. Just put her on ignore and be nice to her when she is on a multi-quote.
I like candy
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
And additionally, what POTUS apologists don't get, and probably never will, is that the Republican party is not conservative anymore.

BOTH parties are rudderless and without principles. It's this simple. It's become all about POWER to run the megalith Fed Govt and preserving power once you're in. There are NO NONE NADA Independent voices in Congress anymore. The parties have locked up Capitol Hill in a set of rules that ANOINTED the 4 bosses as the only folks who matter.

So for P-Chic, poking at the eyes of the OTHER sad warring tribe is just futile really. Because it's like pirates on 2 burning sinking ships fighting over the loot in the middle of raging storm. It's all headed to Davy Jones Locker and I HOPE both parties go down poking out eyes.

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Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
huh?

Candycorn has undiscussed and undisclosed problems. Just put her on ignore and be nice to her when she is on a multi-quote.


...and drop quarter in her Styrofoam cup when you see her patrolling the subway....
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
And additionally, what POTUS apologists don't get, and probably never will, is that the Republican party is not conservative anymore.

BOTH parties are rudderless and without principles. It's this simple. It's become all about POWER to run the megalith Fed Govt and preserving power once you're in. There are NO NONE NADA Independent voices in Congress anymore. The parties have locked up Capitol Hill in a set of rules that ANOINTED the 4 bosses as the only folks who matter.

So for P-Chic, poking at the eyes of the OTHER sad warring tribe is just futile really. Because it's like pirates on 2 burning sinking ships fighting over the loot in the middle of raging storm. It's all headed to Davy Jones Locker and I HOPE both parties go down poking out eyes.

.


"... is just futile really."


Seems you missed the last election.
 
The announcement that Justice Kennedy was retiring produced a volcanic reaction second only to that of November 8, 2016.

The great Yogi was correct...
“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

...and, I'm not often counting my chickens before they hatch....

But it sure does look like there will be a conservative court decades into the future.





Now, for more sticking my finger in the Liberal eye....

1. "What a letdown – you libs were totally promised that you and your elite cohort would rule forever, unchallenged, over the filthy hordes infesting America’s non-coastal regions, and then all of a sudden those nasty Normals got militant and elected Donald Trump. It’s not fair, damnit! And it just gets worse and worse as things in America, under Trump, get better and better.

2. This prosperity and this relative peace are the worst things ever. Well, for you liberals.

3. ...Bill Maher pining for a recession, apparently so Trump will somehow get tossed out of office to make room for some liberal to come in and …

4. ...there’s Nancy Pelosi, fresh from bathing in a tub of 100-dollar bills, complaining that more cash in your pocket is a bad thing because it means she can’t spend it the way she chooses – and she chooses to spend it on greedy foreigners, lay-about bums, and other Democrat constituencies.


5. Their anger is a giveaway. In poker, it’s called a “tell.” A tell is a little thing a player does that gives away the hand he’s holding. Liberals’ tell is how they constantly bemoan success, and what their tell tells us is that they are eager to trade our prosperity for their power.



6. Never have so many been so angry about so little bad news."
Kurt Schlichter - It Is Terrible To Be A Liberal In 2018 – Which Is Awesome










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Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
And additionally, what POTUS apologists don't get, and probably never will, is that the Republican party is not conservative anymore.

BOTH parties are rudderless and without principles. It's this simple. It's become all about POWER to run the megalith Fed Govt and preserving power once you're in. There are NO NONE NADA Independent voices in Congress anymore. The parties have locked up Capitol Hill in a set of rules that ANOINTED the 4 bosses as the only folks who matter.

So for P-Chic, poking at the eyes of the OTHER sad warring tribe is just futile really. Because it's like pirates on 2 burning sinking ships fighting over the loot in the middle of raging storm. It's all headed to Davy Jones Locker and I HOPE both parties go down poking out eyes.

.


"... is just futile really."


Seems you missed the last election.

You just made his point. Bravo...
 
Liberals will be okay. Morons like yourself will never realize it but even conservatism is largely based on liberal values. Is anyone talking about getting rid of social security? Unemployment insurance? Basic services? No.

Liberals will be fine. Meanwhile, you're stuck...with yourself. Poor PC.
And additionally, what POTUS apologists don't get, and probably never will, is that the Republican party is not conservative anymore.

BOTH parties are rudderless and without principles. It's this simple. It's become all about POWER to run the megalith Fed Govt and preserving power once you're in. There are NO NONE NADA Independent voices in Congress anymore. The parties have locked up Capitol Hill in a set of rules that ANOINTED the 4 bosses as the only folks who matter.

So for P-Chic, poking at the eyes of the OTHER sad warring tribe is just futile really. Because it's like pirates on 2 burning sinking ships fighting over the loot in the middle of raging storm. It's all headed to Davy Jones Locker and I HOPE both parties go down poking out eyes.

.


"... is just futile really."


Seems you missed the last election.

You just made his point. Bravo...



Try to articulate the point you are trying to make.....


....and I'll shred it.
 
Dumb ass Joe Scarborough had to remind his dwindling low information audience that "elections have consequences".
 
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