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I really wanted to capture this modern age Coronavirus quarantine-time symbolic lifestyle drama with a dioramic democracy-drama vignette, and this comics-stylized humorous anti-terrorism parable references the rather iconic socialization struggle of the Irish people and IRA politics regarding new age minority rights and media access. After all, shouldn't media access to this global quarantine encourage us to think about the challenges of 21st Century dystopian terrorism? This yarn was inspired by The Benny Hill Show and the film Patriot Games! Thanks so much,
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Ajay Satan was a consummate thief and political philosophy advocate who'd studied at Dartmouth College and became interested in Third World politics and revolutionary ideas after immigrating from politically-troubled Algeria to the USA to study at the prestigious Ivy League. Ajay decided to join an underground IRA (Irish Republican Army) sympathizer group in America called Green Devils (GD) which was invested in various financing and arming activities such as munitions purchasing, bank robberies, and information espionage. The Green Devils (GD) asked Ajay to do a special London bank job for them, and Ajay knew he had the necessary human skills to complete the daring task in the name of democratic revolution during the Coronavirus quarantine.
Meanwhile, the Belfast Brigadeers (BB) in Northern Ireland were planning a careful attack on London during the Coronavirus quarantine after British Parliament refused Sinn Fein the legal and political right to broadcast Irish Catholic songs and parties on an independent Internet network in Belfast. The BB soldiers were masked and ready but awaited their new Algerian-American operative and friend, Ajay Satan to work with the Green Devils (GD) to bring to them special finances and weaponry for this attack on London in the summer of 2020. This was to be a very important 'adventure' for the modern era IRA since the disappointing partition of Ireland from Northern Ireland.
Now, Ajay Satan was a big fan of Marvel Comics and their presentation of IRA stories in the Earth-616 series of storybooks, all with colorful picture presentations and pictorial portrayals of modern IRA struggles in places such as London, Belfast, and Dublin. In fact, Ajay Satan decided to keep a copy of his Marvel Comics IRA story-issues in his pocket while he planned his daring mission in America and England for the Green Devils (GD), a special new inventive cubical of the main IRA and the Provisional IRA.
Ajay Satan was given the GD/IRA code-name Saint and was commanded to break into the impressive new Lloyds Bank in London and steal the new Nazi gold exhibition treasures kept there by the United Nations for future international evaluation. The Saint was to enter the Lloyds bank building, quite impressive, wearing some kind of disguise and concealing some kind of self-assembling hand-gun to perform the daring robbery. The Saint (Ajay Satan) was not sure how he'd accomplish this unusual feat, but at least he was able to use his new underground connections in North America to procure a special miniature self-assembling 'ice-gun' which he intended to use for the incredible heist in London to help the BB (Belfast Brigadeers).
On a bright Saturday morning, the Saint (Ajay Satan) walked into the Lloyds Bank building in London wearing a clown-mask and trench-coat and concealing in his long-boots parts of the self-assembling ice-gun which he'd put together while putting his materials in organized fashion in the bank bathroom! The Saint walked in the bank, pretending to be a nearby circus clown and requesting to open a new account before asking to go to the bathroom first. He went to the bathroom and pulled out the separate parts of his miniature ice-gun hidden in the lining of his leather long-boots and put the parts together and then stormed out of the bathroom claiming he was sent by a radical Israeli group intending to steal the Nazi gold stored in the bank vault for a special news report about the unethical storage and transportation of Nazi gold and treasures. The employees and customers at the bank were stunned, as they realized that the Saint (Ajay Satan) was a messenger of modern dogma, even during the Coronavirus tribulation!
The Lloyds bank building the Saint (Ajay Satan) entered and proceeded to perform the heist of the incredible Nazi gold was incredibly impressive. It resembled a giant winding concrete and metal and glass leviathan. In fact, the Saint remarked how the design and flow of the building reminded him of something resembling a modern civilization capitalism battleship. The Saint made sure the night before this robbery of the Nazi gold, he scrambled the bank's computer-automated security-alarm systems using a pre-programmed algorithm virus given to him by the Green Devils (GD). The Saint remarked that the Lloyds bank was indeed a modern leviathan!
The Saint managed to take hostage a bank manager/executive, so no one bothered to try to get in his way. The Saint was taken to the vault where the Nazi gold was kept. He took the gold and placed about 1/3 of it in a large duffel-bag and hauled it out of the bank and loaded it onto the parked stolen white van he kept outside. The security guards were simply too afraid to pester the Saint, since the 'ice-gun' he wielded was filled with liquid-nitrogen and could simply freeze and shatter any part of the human body it was fired upon by the wielder. The Saint performed the daring Nazi gold heist that day at Lloyds Bank.
The next week, the newspapers in England and America declared the Saint to be a modern-day Clyde Barrow or Dillinger. In fact, the CIA and British intelligence were immediately dispatched to confirm if this unusual thief was indeed allied to the Jewish political organizations interested in criticizing the United Nations' treatment of retrieved Nazi gold from WWII. The Saint became a media celebrity overnight, but he reported back to his GD (Green Devils) allies of the IRA and proceeded to help them plan their next move towards the summer invasion of London by the BB (Belfast Brigadeers).
The Saint was told by the GD to record the mission objective of his Nazi gold heist onto a green audio cassette and send it to the Washington Post. The Saint voice-recorded his revolutionary speech, in which he claimed the stolen Nazi gold would be distributed to IRA agents in North America and Ireland and Belfast (Northern Ireland) ahead of the summer 2020 move on London by the Belfast Brigadeers (BB). This entire initiative would be designed to demand Parliament consider more Irish Catholic interests in free-speech media on the Internet geared only towards the Irish minority still living in Belfast during the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation. The CIA called this Saint tape-recording the Belfast Bounty.
The Saint (Ajay Satan) then swiftly traveled to Dublin (Ireland) where he enjoyed traditional Irish beef-stew pot-pie and a tall pint of Guinness bear in a very hospitable Irish pub. The Saint remarked that this entire adventure was ironically meant to offer more media spotlights on Irish Catholic interests during quarantine and wondered if this was all somehow some kind of dystopian adventure!
The Saint decided to send some very nice comic book artworks of the IRA from Earth-616 issues and Monarchy/Queen comics portraits to the London Times, claiming that Sinn Fein had no intention to market this mission initiative as anything but a populist interest in celebrating Internet access to Irish Catholic media. In fact, the Saint claimed many Irish Catholics in Belfast today, even during quarantine, wanted to see various monarchy and politics folk-tales on the Internet without fear of censorship or scandal.
The Saint decided to don the identity of the Green Lantern (DC Comics) superhero and created a blog about the value of mustering various resources underground in modern times, especially during the quarantine tribulation, to advocate global media access to democratic issues and political unrest. The Saint (Ajay Satan), aka, 'Green Lantern' (DC Comics), claimed this was a necessary progress designed to keep Western media ahead of Al Jazeera and other non-Western media outlets. Even the CIA couldn't help but commend the Saint for these rather avant-garde comics posts on the Internet in North America during the Coronavirus quarantine.
The Saint began dating a gorgeous Irish woman named Loreena Collins who became a big fan of his pro-IRA blogs but was not allowed to know of his secret dealings with the Green Devils (GD) or the IRA in Belfast. Loreena became the Saint's special personal Barbie-doll, but he knew he'd have to keep their timely romance a dark secret!
The Saint managed to connect Green Lantern (DC Comics) art to modern IRA struggles and Internet forums and platforms and therefore made the unusual green-colored comic book superhero a special political 'avatar' for the upcoming Belfast Brigadeers mission on London. The Saint's use of the Green Lantern was reminiscent of the use of Captain America as a democracy-symbol during criticism of Nazi Germany.
SAINT: All we really want is for Irish Catholics in Belfast to feel like they have unfettered access to personal media on the Internet, especially during the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation! In other words, to wrought diarism from this new age democratic media deformity, we seek to forge bridges to special between censorship and free-speech rhetoric. That's the only way the Irish Catholic minority living in Belfast will feel like media/Internet during the Coronavirus quarantine will represent the diction (and dance!) of all the people. That's the goal of modern news, isn't it?
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Ajay Satan was a consummate thief and political philosophy advocate who'd studied at Dartmouth College and became interested in Third World politics and revolutionary ideas after immigrating from politically-troubled Algeria to the USA to study at the prestigious Ivy League. Ajay decided to join an underground IRA (Irish Republican Army) sympathizer group in America called Green Devils (GD) which was invested in various financing and arming activities such as munitions purchasing, bank robberies, and information espionage. The Green Devils (GD) asked Ajay to do a special London bank job for them, and Ajay knew he had the necessary human skills to complete the daring task in the name of democratic revolution during the Coronavirus quarantine.
Meanwhile, the Belfast Brigadeers (BB) in Northern Ireland were planning a careful attack on London during the Coronavirus quarantine after British Parliament refused Sinn Fein the legal and political right to broadcast Irish Catholic songs and parties on an independent Internet network in Belfast. The BB soldiers were masked and ready but awaited their new Algerian-American operative and friend, Ajay Satan to work with the Green Devils (GD) to bring to them special finances and weaponry for this attack on London in the summer of 2020. This was to be a very important 'adventure' for the modern era IRA since the disappointing partition of Ireland from Northern Ireland.
Now, Ajay Satan was a big fan of Marvel Comics and their presentation of IRA stories in the Earth-616 series of storybooks, all with colorful picture presentations and pictorial portrayals of modern IRA struggles in places such as London, Belfast, and Dublin. In fact, Ajay Satan decided to keep a copy of his Marvel Comics IRA story-issues in his pocket while he planned his daring mission in America and England for the Green Devils (GD), a special new inventive cubical of the main IRA and the Provisional IRA.
Ajay Satan was given the GD/IRA code-name Saint and was commanded to break into the impressive new Lloyds Bank in London and steal the new Nazi gold exhibition treasures kept there by the United Nations for future international evaluation. The Saint was to enter the Lloyds bank building, quite impressive, wearing some kind of disguise and concealing some kind of self-assembling hand-gun to perform the daring robbery. The Saint (Ajay Satan) was not sure how he'd accomplish this unusual feat, but at least he was able to use his new underground connections in North America to procure a special miniature self-assembling 'ice-gun' which he intended to use for the incredible heist in London to help the BB (Belfast Brigadeers).
On a bright Saturday morning, the Saint (Ajay Satan) walked into the Lloyds Bank building in London wearing a clown-mask and trench-coat and concealing in his long-boots parts of the self-assembling ice-gun which he'd put together while putting his materials in organized fashion in the bank bathroom! The Saint walked in the bank, pretending to be a nearby circus clown and requesting to open a new account before asking to go to the bathroom first. He went to the bathroom and pulled out the separate parts of his miniature ice-gun hidden in the lining of his leather long-boots and put the parts together and then stormed out of the bathroom claiming he was sent by a radical Israeli group intending to steal the Nazi gold stored in the bank vault for a special news report about the unethical storage and transportation of Nazi gold and treasures. The employees and customers at the bank were stunned, as they realized that the Saint (Ajay Satan) was a messenger of modern dogma, even during the Coronavirus tribulation!
The Lloyds bank building the Saint (Ajay Satan) entered and proceeded to perform the heist of the incredible Nazi gold was incredibly impressive. It resembled a giant winding concrete and metal and glass leviathan. In fact, the Saint remarked how the design and flow of the building reminded him of something resembling a modern civilization capitalism battleship. The Saint made sure the night before this robbery of the Nazi gold, he scrambled the bank's computer-automated security-alarm systems using a pre-programmed algorithm virus given to him by the Green Devils (GD). The Saint remarked that the Lloyds bank was indeed a modern leviathan!
The Saint managed to take hostage a bank manager/executive, so no one bothered to try to get in his way. The Saint was taken to the vault where the Nazi gold was kept. He took the gold and placed about 1/3 of it in a large duffel-bag and hauled it out of the bank and loaded it onto the parked stolen white van he kept outside. The security guards were simply too afraid to pester the Saint, since the 'ice-gun' he wielded was filled with liquid-nitrogen and could simply freeze and shatter any part of the human body it was fired upon by the wielder. The Saint performed the daring Nazi gold heist that day at Lloyds Bank.
The next week, the newspapers in England and America declared the Saint to be a modern-day Clyde Barrow or Dillinger. In fact, the CIA and British intelligence were immediately dispatched to confirm if this unusual thief was indeed allied to the Jewish political organizations interested in criticizing the United Nations' treatment of retrieved Nazi gold from WWII. The Saint became a media celebrity overnight, but he reported back to his GD (Green Devils) allies of the IRA and proceeded to help them plan their next move towards the summer invasion of London by the BB (Belfast Brigadeers).
The Saint was told by the GD to record the mission objective of his Nazi gold heist onto a green audio cassette and send it to the Washington Post. The Saint voice-recorded his revolutionary speech, in which he claimed the stolen Nazi gold would be distributed to IRA agents in North America and Ireland and Belfast (Northern Ireland) ahead of the summer 2020 move on London by the Belfast Brigadeers (BB). This entire initiative would be designed to demand Parliament consider more Irish Catholic interests in free-speech media on the Internet geared only towards the Irish minority still living in Belfast during the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation. The CIA called this Saint tape-recording the Belfast Bounty.
The Saint (Ajay Satan) then swiftly traveled to Dublin (Ireland) where he enjoyed traditional Irish beef-stew pot-pie and a tall pint of Guinness bear in a very hospitable Irish pub. The Saint remarked that this entire adventure was ironically meant to offer more media spotlights on Irish Catholic interests during quarantine and wondered if this was all somehow some kind of dystopian adventure!
The Saint decided to send some very nice comic book artworks of the IRA from Earth-616 issues and Monarchy/Queen comics portraits to the London Times, claiming that Sinn Fein had no intention to market this mission initiative as anything but a populist interest in celebrating Internet access to Irish Catholic media. In fact, the Saint claimed many Irish Catholics in Belfast today, even during quarantine, wanted to see various monarchy and politics folk-tales on the Internet without fear of censorship or scandal.
The Saint decided to don the identity of the Green Lantern (DC Comics) superhero and created a blog about the value of mustering various resources underground in modern times, especially during the quarantine tribulation, to advocate global media access to democratic issues and political unrest. The Saint (Ajay Satan), aka, 'Green Lantern' (DC Comics), claimed this was a necessary progress designed to keep Western media ahead of Al Jazeera and other non-Western media outlets. Even the CIA couldn't help but commend the Saint for these rather avant-garde comics posts on the Internet in North America during the Coronavirus quarantine.
The Saint began dating a gorgeous Irish woman named Loreena Collins who became a big fan of his pro-IRA blogs but was not allowed to know of his secret dealings with the Green Devils (GD) or the IRA in Belfast. Loreena became the Saint's special personal Barbie-doll, but he knew he'd have to keep their timely romance a dark secret!
The Saint managed to connect Green Lantern (DC Comics) art to modern IRA struggles and Internet forums and platforms and therefore made the unusual green-colored comic book superhero a special political 'avatar' for the upcoming Belfast Brigadeers mission on London. The Saint's use of the Green Lantern was reminiscent of the use of Captain America as a democracy-symbol during criticism of Nazi Germany.
SAINT: All we really want is for Irish Catholics in Belfast to feel like they have unfettered access to personal media on the Internet, especially during the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation! In other words, to wrought diarism from this new age democratic media deformity, we seek to forge bridges to special between censorship and free-speech rhetoric. That's the only way the Irish Catholic minority living in Belfast will feel like media/Internet during the Coronavirus quarantine will represent the diction (and dance!) of all the people. That's the goal of modern news, isn't it?
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