Zone1 The Rapture

[Blaster]

This will happen in the blink of an eye.

The Great Disappearance

Though we talk about the Rapture, we don't often know much about it. How will it affect us? How should it motivate us in the life in which we live today? Will it happen before or after the Tribulation? In The Great Disappearance, Dr. David Jeremiah presents fascinating glimpses of hope and...

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[Arlette]

I'm rapture ready

 

[odanny]

Bring it!

 

[White 6]

This will happen in the blink of an eye.

The Great Disappearance

Though we talk about the Rapture, we don't often know much about it. How will it affect us? How should it motivate us in the life in which we live today? Will it happen before or after the Tribulation? In The Great Disappearance, Dr. David Jeremiah presents fascinating glimpses of hope and...

www.davidjeremiah.org

My brother-in-law had a rapture. Surgeons working for the VA repaired it at Vanderbilt. He was sore down there for months.

 

[Blaster]

My brother-in-law had a rapture. Surgeons working for the VA repaired it at Vanderbilt. He was sore down there for months.

I said rapture and not rupture.

 

[rightwinger]

Nobody is allowed to wear clothes in heaven

When Rapture comes, you can run around naked and have sex with anyone you want

 

[otto105]

This will happen in the blink of an eye.

The Great Disappearance

Though we talk about the Rapture, we don't often know much about it. How will it affect us? How should it motivate us in the life in which we live today? Will it happen before or after the Tribulation? In The Great Disappearance, Dr. David Jeremiah presents fascinating glimpses of hope and...

www.davidjeremiah.org

Blonde raptured me back in the early 80’s.

Thanks for asking.

 

[Arlette]

When Rapture comes, you can run around naked and have sex with anyone you want

Life would be so beautiful after all them religious yahoos got beamed up

 

[rightwinger]

Life would be so beautiful after all them religious yahoos got beamed up

They won’t get beamed up unless they remove their clothes
When you see people running around naked, you can tell who is going to heaven.

 

[White 6]

I said rapture and not rupture.

 

[Arlette]

They won’t get beamed up unless they remove their clothes
When you see people running around naked, you can tell who is going to heaven.

What's the deal with the clothes? Why no clothes?

 

[otto105]

What's the deal with the clothes? Why no clothes?

See the terminator movies….

 

[Magnus]

Nobody is allowed to wear clothes in heaven

When Rapture comes, you can run around naked and have sex with anyone you want

Yup. But no virgins. I believe the other team has cornered the market on them.

 

[rightwinger]

What's the deal with the clothes? Why no clothes?

Clothes are a product of man
You cant take your possessions to heaven

God expects you the way he made you

So when Rapture is declared, you better strip naked and prepare to meet God

 

[otto105]

Yup. But no virgins. I believe the other team has cornered the market on them.

Camp Mohawk wins agains.


It just doesn’t matter.

 

[rampart]

This will happen in the blink of an eye.

The Great Disappearance

Though we talk about the Rapture, we don't often know much about it. How will it affect us? How should it motivate us in the life in which we live today? Will it happen before or after the Tribulation? In The Great Disappearance, Dr. David Jeremiah presents fascinating glimpses of hope and...

www.davidjeremiah.org

where is this "rapture" described or even mentioned in scripture.

Understanding the Catholic Perspective on the Rapture - St. Anthony's Catholic Church

The concept of the rapture has been a topic of discussion and debate within the Christian community for many years. While it is commonly associated with

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why would the god who gambled with job's soul spare some american yokels from his tests at the "end times?" ?

 

[ding]

This thread is a regular hot dog cart convention.

 

[1srelluc]

Yup. But no virgins. I believe the other team has cornered the market on them.

Well they get 21 at a time and it's a finite resource around most parts.

 

[surada]

I'm rapture ready

Darby invented the Rapture in 1830.

 

[Magnus]

Well they get 21 at a time and it's a finite resource around most parts.

That's pretty much cornering the market, right?