The puppy mill underneath the old East wing.

[justoffal]

300 million dollars is an awful lot of money for a 90,000 square foot building. The truth is it's not just a ballroom. Months ago unbeknownst to most including even Insiders construction began underneath the old East wing on a puppy mill to produce meat for Trump's table. You see President Trump is a closet puppy meat eater! You can't buy that in the grocery stores hence the subterranean puppy mill.

Now to deflect from all of this the East Wing was torn down above ground to make room for a ballroom. Nobody would ever suspect that month's worth of construction had already taken place underground! How devious and sneaky!

Trump doesn't want a ballroom what he really wants is the puppy meat factory!

 

[1srelluc]

They were hiding the puppies to keep them from the Haitians.