In honor of my brother, for the night I took off with some unknown dude and came back to the parking lot of the bar to find bro with his double barrelled shotgun cocked and ready to go, and I got between....
I pushed up the barrel, shoved my brother into the car while his wife drove...the funny thing is, as we were driving off he was only sort of half in the car and his foot was under the back wheel and he was screaming "YOU'RE PULLING ME APART!"
We were drunk and laughing our asses off, of course.
And the end of the story? Dumbshit who had the gun pulled on him tailgated us for 30 miles back to our town, where finally we pulled over and my brother got out ready to kill him....and the dope was like, "Hey, let's PARTY!" What the hell do you do with that?
He ended up backing down the slope of the baptist church and getting stuck, the guys risked their lives pushing his stupid truck out, and the girls drove home.
Anyway, cheers, Ross, you're ******* funny when you're pulling guns on retards and getting run over:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M]YouTube - Gimme Three Steps-Lynyrd Skynyrd[/ame]